• Doom RPG (Mobile)

    ...boring, Doom RPG managed to find its way onto my phone. God bless mobile phones; they’re incredibly easy to hide. This 90s-FPS-classic-inspired RPG had, during that module, become my favorite...

  • The Basics: Metal Slug

    ...which are particularly interesting. The whole package seems rather by-the-numbers, which is a shame, as Metal Slug should be anything but. Metal Slug 5 (Arcade, PS2, PSP, Wii, Xbox) Released...

  • GC Podcast #8: Happy Birthday, GameCola!

    ...is it Nathaniel Hoover? How do you interpret Mia’s phone conversation with Maya? Segment Four: New Game Releases/What We’re Playing Now (33:42 to 54:15) Zach is happy that Virtual On...

  • La Pucelle Tactics (PS2)

    ...bus that took me to the border—apparently that cashier was running a cartel and made a few phone calls—where I leased out my body cavities to that very same cartel...

  • CONTEST: You Dressed Yourself Today!

    ...car magnets from MagnetsOnTheCheap, – $40 gift card for a vinyl bannerfrom BannersOnTheCheap, or – $30 gift card for yard signs from SignsOnTheCheap What’s the catch? We’d like to see...

  • Cheat Codes for Getting Out of Your Damn House

    ...screens in front of your eyes. They were all over Gamepro’s cheap advert pages back then, and they seemed like the most awesome things in the world, especially considering that...

  • Ecco: The Tides of Time (SG)

    ...first time through, anyway. It’s a satisfying game, and probably one of my favorites for the Genesis. It’s worth a purchase, since you should be able to find it cheap....

  • Dear Amazon Customer

    ...game itself on sale for a ludicrously cheap price from the Amazon website. You’ve probably heard of Amazon; they have a rainforest and everything. The price was too good to...

  • Link’s Burden: Time to Save the World Again #3

    ...come back and buy more games. LINK: For ten rupees? DEKU SCRUB KID: Of course not! Damn Hyrulians. So cheap! LINK: Well, tell me about the game. Izuna: Legend of...

  • Retro Gaming in Japan

    ...for cheap…but the system itself is several hundred dollars, and the good games are behind glass. Good games…like 1941 Counter Attack for over $500, or Toilet Kids for $120. I...