• La Pucelle Tactics (PS2)

    ...bus that took me to the border—apparently that cashier was running a cartel and made a few phone calls—where I leased out my body cavities to that very same cartel...

  • Captain Novolin (SNES)

    ...Obvious. After hopping into his elevator, he could be prepping himself for the mission, but no. All he’s thinking about is his diabetes. Yes, that’s right—Captain Novolin also has diabetes,...

  • Top of the Heap: Religious Games (Part Two)

    ...graphical hack, as the levels and gameplay seem to be exactly the same as Wolfenstein 3D. Along with stealing the entire game from Wolfenstein 3D this game also takes a...

  • Shadow Madness (PSX)

    ...are all different and, although with the exception of the huge capital city, Karillon, they are small, I quite liked the clay colourful look of them. The map is laid...

  • Dead Rising 2: Case Zero (XBLA)

    ...limits you to Level 5 and no higher. Also, because only eight combination weapons can be taken into the sequel, you’re only going to have a small headstart over the...

  • Versus Mode: Turtles in Time vs. Hyperstone Heist

    ...on its Super Nintendo counterpart. Its storyline is ripped almost entirely from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III on the NES (bad stuff happens to New York City, Turtles must fix...

  • This Yard Has Saled #9: Trying to Feel the Sunshine

    ...games they were selling, which made me do a few double-takes. They were selling black-label PlayStation titles for their green-label prices! If you know anything about original PlayStation games, you’ll...

  • Be Careful What You Search For #5

    Terrence Atkins is here drawing the keywords YOU used to discover GameCola. story about lucy elephant multiple choice questions cannibalism in survival situations and visuals matt gardner and hockey what...

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    My First MAGFest

    ...with a record of 3 wins – 1 loss. 10:45 p.m. – I catch the final band of the night, Metroid Metal. It’s exactly what it sounds like, and it’s...

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    Scott Pilgrim vs. My Heart

    ...comic book…which appears to be in part based on classic videogames…looks way better than anything with that many stacked “based on”s has any right to be. It’s River City Ransom...