• Soul Calibur (X360-XBLA)

    ...written by people who live in the past, but it is so hard to come by people who live in the past these days. 3. And Project Sylpheed?! I’ll kill...

  • Captain Novolin (SNES)

    ...it: They do give a good effort in trying to teach people about how to manage their diabetes. However, when they developed the rest of the game, they were probably...

  • EarthBound Playthrough

    EarthBound is a plague. I don’t mean that in the sense that it’s caused worldwide devastation and killed thousands of people (though I haven’t fact-checked that); I just mean that...

  • … of the Month: Custom Characters

    ...customization. People want to look as badass as possible, while making a character that is uniquely their own, so that other people will stare agape in amazement at their fantastic...

  • Captain Eric’s Psychic Thumb Feature Presentation

    ...so amazing that just may leave you stunned, wondering…”Oh my God.. what in the world is happening to the videogame industry’s future!” Jenga (Wii/DS) When people ponder what activities in...

  • EVE Online (PC)

    ...click once every 10 minutes. I am, however, disproved by the multitude of people who play EVE Online. In lieu of doing any work on my school assignment, I went...

  • Sesame Street: Oscar’s Letter Party (VMIV)

    The Interactive Vision is God’s way of assuring us that crazy people can make videogame consoles, too. I spoke about the system in some depth last month in Dear Readers,...

  • [NSFW] Super Mario Bros. (NES)

    ...be. People who don’t know about videogames know what Super Mario Bros. is. People who have been dead for hundreds of years and therefore do not have functioning brain cells...

  • PlayStation Vita Release Dates Released

    ...hazard a guess that the unit will likely be significantly cheaper than in the European countries (upwards of £50 cheaper than the UK prices); however, this is entirely speculative based...

  • Carbonated News: September 2009

    ...Sony is that this resulted in an increased number of PS3s sold. The bad news for Sony is that the market remains at super-low levels, and they still sold less...