• Mario Party 7 (GCN)

    ...been done before better.” “If Mario asks you to come to a party, TURN THE OTHER WAY AND RUN!” And finally: “Quest 64 is one of the most underrated games...

  • Dragon Quest VIII (PS2)

    ...game’s end sort of took me by surprise. I almost wish the game was longer. There’s a little to do after the game ends, and there’s a super bonus ending...

  • Christmas: UNLEASHED

    ...the world of all other evil kings so that your evil king can feel better about himself. Nintendo Champion 1985 Long-Sleeved T-Shirt: Mercy me, this shirt is blue as the...

  • Super Magnetic Neo (DC)

    ...in the bonus levels, but otherwise they should come as second nature. Overall, if you manage to find this “attractive” (yeah, I suck) game on eBay or buried under 400...

  • WarioWare: Mega Micro Reviews

    ...itself between microgames so if one feels off balance just keep it steady between games. Only some of the more precise games and boss stages grow frustrating. The enlarged cartridge...

  • Submissions (November 2005)

    ...where I recycled the jokes from one review to write another, so that I could call it a “Bonus Double-Feature” or I could say it was my review of a...

  • testgame.exe: Making the Adventure

    ...happen now, and bonus points to whoever can find it. So you may want to start saving, or else you’ll lose all the progress you’ve made in this massive and...

  • Disney’s Aladdin (SG)

    ...game itself sucks or not (in this case, none other than Capcom) team up. This is one of the last fruits of the very beautiful relationship between Disney and Capcom....

  • Kingdom Hearts (PS2)

    ...an added bonus, if you accomplish a certain list of extra quests, you’re treated to a “secret ending” after the real ending of the game, which consists of a nifty...

  • testgame.exe: Making the Adventure

    ...Paul Franzen (haha, added bonus for all you crazed Paul fans): TestGame v.1 (no extra programs needed to run this file) Things to do (i.e., Things I’m incredibly proud of):...