• Quantum Geek: Episode 3 – This Mortal Coil

    ...to adjust.” “English, por favor.” “The system is changing. We don’t know how fast it’s changing, so it’s better to deal with the game now, before something new and unexpected...

  • [NSFW] Mario Kart Wii (Wii)

    ...(Three syllables, ass hat.) —^ The newer tracks are great for tricks, But luck decides the winner, Cause items throw you off the course— I’m hungry, where’s dinner? The older...

  • Fisher-Price: Firehouse Rescue (NES)

    ...real signs of danger in this game. We’re promoting burglary by telling kids to snatch up keys and barge into houses! Even though you don’t actually go into houses, the...

  • testgame.exe: Making the Adventure

    Hello out there, and welcome to the newest edition of testgame.exe: Making the Adventure. (Unless you’re in the future and reading this, in which case maybe I’d better just call...

  • Silent Hill (PS1)

    ...character)’s pocket light is also one of the neatest uses of light-sourcing I have ever seen. I wasn’t as impressed with anything similar until Code: Veronica. The characters’ lack of...

  • [NSFW] Be Careful What You Search For #33

    ...is paul franzen a 14 year old girl cruisn usa naked sunsetriders vs boobs yu-gi-oh joy the passion crack super mario 64 code for ohh and whoa retards with attitude...

  • Cheat Codes for Getting Out of Your Damn House

    ...I’ve combined my tepidly-popular Cheat Codes for Life column with my forgettable Get Out of Your Damn House column. This is my farewell article to GameCola. After this month, I...

  • Recoil (PC)

    ...briefing team. That is, if you can see them through the forest of binary code 1s and 0s that plague the screen at any given moment. Recoil is a simple...

  • Player Two: Web Comics

    ...normal news sites (IGN, Gamespot) and look to PA for what’s new and interesting. In one newspost, Tycho tried to describe what his actual job was—he settled on “Free time...

  • Submissions (April 15, 2006)

    ...the guy code that I don’t know about? I bet it’s on the same page as “Thou shalt love sports with a passion” and “Thou shalt wear thine baseball caps...