• Carbonated News (January 2004)

    ...in the United States. This isn’t yet another package of classic Atari games or something to play on your cell phone while waiting two hours for the school bus to...

  • Ice Hockey (NES)

    ...the goalie), and the teams range from “United States” and “Canada” all the way to “Soviet Union.” Maybe the game’s datedness adds to its charm. Could that be? Do you...

  • Carbonated News (March 2004)

    ...Japan-only sequel will be coming to the United States around summertime of this year. The story of this “Choose-Your-Own-Adventure” reminiscent title will play out over ten days of game time,...

  • Carbonated News (April 2004)

    ...yet, they don’t release it here in the united States. (That’s the news, btw — the hotcake-like selling of Dragon Warrior V. In case it’s not obvious.) The game is...

  • Carbonated News (September 2004)

    ...games in the United States. THQ tells us that one-on-one matches will be made available, though there is currently no word on tag-team, cage, battle royal, etc. (How friggin’ cool...

  • Versus Mode: Carmen Sandiego vs. The Oregon Trail

    ...the third grade not doing any actual third grade work, but glued to the screen of an ancient-even-by-early-nineties-standards personal computer, traipsing the United States in search of an unidentified criminal,...

  • Final Fantasy VI Advance Blind Playthrough

    ...FFVIA is a Game Boy Advance re-release of the strangely popular SNES game known in the United States as Final Fantasy III and in Japan as Boy, Those Americans Really...

  • Dear Readers: GameCola Statistics

    ...female? … 11.1% of all GameCola staff members have been named “Matt?” … 11.1% of all GameCola staff members haven’t been from the United States? … 48.1% of all GameCola...

  • Get Out of Your Damn House: Panic Park in Washington, DC

    ...the actual march started, giving us time to catch speeches from Cindy Sheehan and representatives from United For Peace And Justice, The World Can’t Wait, and a variety of other...

  • The 2006 GameCola Videogame Awards

    ...in the United States, and now that it has been, nerds everywhere will have to move on and find something else to lament. Board of Director’s Choice: Final Fantasy V...