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    Advice for the Sensitive Gamer #1

    ...ever possibly be as good at gaming as a boy. (Whatever.) 3. Want can manifest itself in a number of ways — sexual repression, uncontrollable humping/nudity, large scale brawls at...

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    ...Japanese names and their numbers. This time your rival pulls the same trick with the three types of starting Pokémon. However, your rival is actually more of a friend in...

  • Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance (GCN)

    ...eight basic missions that basically teach you how to perform such complex actions as walking and…walking backwards, the total number of Konquest missions rounds out at 218. Besides the little...

  • [NSFW] Red Faction (PS2)

    Geography Modification (Geo-Mod): The arbitrary alteration of the domain which makes up a video game’s environment. Its implications to the world of gaming were incredible—finally, rockets, bombs, and other assorted...

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    When was the last time you dusted off your ol’ NES for a round of Duck Hunt? How long has it been since you last partook in some Warlords for...

  • Chrono Cross (PS1)

    ...of time, its sequel Chrono Cross deals with travel between two alternate universes. Your representative main character is Serge, one of those strong/silent varieties of hero. Serge leads a pleasant,...

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    Nintendo 64: Change the System

    ...countless others. Its offspring, the Nintendo 64, had but one, Quest 64, a role-playing game which defecated all over the term “video game”. Sure, there were also 3-D role-playing games...

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    … of the Month: Lufia

    ...can buy “sweet water,” to reduce the number of encounters, and “smoke balls,” to run away from the battles you don’t want to fight, in many stores around the world....

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    ...one-digit number, ranging from 1 to 9, with no other label to tell you what these numbers stand for. They’re useless to anybody curious as to the categories of questions...

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    The Top 5 Games of 1994

    ...but at some point he has to make sure he defeats Dr. Robotnik for no good reason at all, too. 3. Clayfighter: Tournament Edition – Super Nintendo: Despite being nothing...