• Age of Empires: The Age of Kings (DS)

    ...of Arc’s campaign against those rotten English, with a number of other historical campaigns available for play. Instant gratification is also available for those who just want a game without...

  • Rampage: Total Destruction (GCN)

    ...on the screen. They upped the max number of players to four, for GameCube, at least—if you are getting this on PS2, you’re limited to two players, which is a...

  • Your Top 10 Favorite Games: Tim Garth

    ...provided this game and a gun. Playing my played, I get this sort of number. Game, game, game, game. Zelda’s first head loved the original, but it’s in between and...

  • … of the Month: Kingdom Hearts II

    ...able to get hit a certain number of times before losing. That’s pretty amazing—replacing all of the cool boss battles with crappy arena gimmicks. Brilliant. I’m done ranting. No wait,...

  • Dragon Quest VIII (PS2)

    ...to do, you can talk to your party members to find out what’s going on. Such an awesome feature that more RPGs need to include; I’ve got a number of...

  • Oh, the Humanity!: Double Dragon

    ...a number on my IQ. I’m just glad I am still capable of writing as many words as I have for this review. I may not be so lucky next...

  • General Chaos (SG)

    ...limited number of medics, determined by your score. General Chaos’s primary fault lies in its control. Managing five soldiers at the same time can be rather difficult, especially when one...

  • Cheat Codes for Life

    ...is because dipshits like you keep buying them. It’s simple economics. Nintendo doesn’t need to worry about discouraging early adopters, since there will be an ample number of dumbasses with...

  • Guilty Gear X2 (PS2)

    ...character’s arsenal of moves, overdrive attacks, and instant death moves, there are a number of universal moves that make for a variety of combinations. Most all of these maneuvers depend...

  • InuYasha: A Feudal Fairy Tale (PS1)

    ...a larger and larger number of crystals as you unlock more and more characters, and you will end up having to beat the game something like twenty times just to...