• Metroid II: Return of Samus (GB)

    ...so rightly deserved. With the soldiers back at home having little to do, we saw an increase in the number of children being born. Post-war America saw a vast expansion...

  • Burnout Paradise (PS3)

    ...highest number of cars crashed, will be mourned by every fan, but the scale of what remains softens the blow. To be honest, the only thing about the game that...

  • Super Mario Galaxy (Wii)

    ...Monkey Ball-esque sub-stage, flinging yourself through outer space using a series of Mario magnets, and swimming through surreal tropical seas floating in the middle of nowhere, only to be tossed...

  • Donkey Kong Barrel Blast (Wii)

    ...Actually, it ranks right there between crappy and shitty. Barrel Blast takes place in the airwaves of the Donkey Kong universe on flying…uh…bongo jets, or something. I’m guessing one of...

  • Rayman (PS1)

    ...with five-to-six or so levels in each stage and any number of screens within those levels within those stages. The stages have themes like forest, surreal music, caverns, umm…stationary? and...

  • Snowboard Kids (N64)

    ...flawless Sonic the Hedgehog for the 360 really is. I can also talk about how stupid putting underscores in your username really is, and that Big_Blaze and I can never...

  • Inside the Guide: The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess

    ...the GameCube version. He’s right-handed in the Wii version. The way Nintendo did this was by flipping the game horizontally. So “east” in the Wii version is “west” in the...

  • Gamer Girlfriend: I Am the Shock Rat

    ...but somehow, it always seemed to balance itself out with the number of othercharacters I had taken with me. I ended up coming in second or third place for most...

  • Source Nintendo (December 2008)

    ...with a good amount of excellent titles. The problem for any budget shopper, of course, is which ones to buy, exactly. Both systems saw a number of good titles released...

  • The Gates of Life: Episode 52 – Beautiful!

    Choose your own adventure in this RPG-esque adventure that lets you—the reader—vote on its outcome. When we last left our heroes, Render had gone flying off a cliff. Meanwhile, the...