• Metroid II: Return of Samus (GB)

    ...so rightly deserved. With the soldiers back at home having little to do, we saw an increase in the number of children being born. Post-war America saw a vast expansion...

  • Burnout Paradise (PS3)

    I was once in a traffic accident, you know. A small fender bender, in which I slightly dented the back bumper of the white van driving in front of me...

  • Super Mario Galaxy (Wii)

    ...Monkey Ball-esque sub-stage, flinging yourself through outer space using a series of Mario magnets, and swimming through surreal tropical seas floating in the middle of nowhere, only to be tossed...

  • Donkey Kong Barrel Blast (Wii)

    ...Actually, it ranks right there between crappy and shitty. Barrel Blast takes place in the airwaves of the Donkey Kong universe on flying…uh…bongo jets, or something. I’m guessing one of...

  • Rayman (PS1)

    ...to be. But Raymario this is not; only a few of the products bearing his name are worth the price tag—even while considering that they depreciate in value pretty quickly....

  • Snowboard Kids (N64)

    ...audio is all right, although the game does feature two of my favorite tracks in a non-Rare/Nintendo/Bungie game: the background songs for Green Valley and Quicksand Valley. The voices can...

  • Inside the Guide: The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess

    ...where you can collect various items. So I copy/pasted instructions on how to get the various available items, and now I have to waste a lot of time wandering around...

  • Gamer Girlfriend: I Am the Shock Rat

    ...but somehow, it always seemed to balance itself out with the number of othercharacters I had taken with me. I ended up coming in second or third place for most...

  • Source Nintendo (December 2008)

    ...with a good amount of excellent titles. The problem for any budget shopper, of course, is which ones to buy, exactly. Both systems saw a number of good titles released...

  • The Gates of Life: Episode 52 – Beautiful!

    Choose your own adventure in this RPG-esque adventure that lets you—the reader—vote on its outcome. When we last left our heroes, Render had gone flying off a cliff. Meanwhile, the...