• Metroid II: Return of Samus (GB)

    ...so rightly deserved. With the soldiers back at home having little to do, we saw an increase in the number of children being born. Post-war America saw a vast expansion...

  • Gamer Girlfriend: I Am the Shock Rat

    ...but somehow, it always seemed to balance itself out with the number of othercharacters I had taken with me. I ended up coming in second or third place for most...

  • The 2008 GameCola Videogame Awards

    ...In real life! In real life. Readers’ Choice: Wii Wheel Last Year’s Winner: N/A Best Multiplayer LittleBigPlanet (PS3) And here’s award number three for LittleBigPlanet. The game’s as solid a...

  • The Legend of the Mystical Ninja (SNES)

    ...box art. God, I’d rather have tentacle hentai of my mom than look at that shit s’more of artwork again. But just for the sheer number of stuff you get...

  • [NSFW] Super Mario Bros. 2 (NES)

    ...worlds with a limited number of ways to get in and check. 2. Running for your life from a crazed Djinn mask as you carry a key to your far...

  • Blaster Master (NES)

    ...good portion of my childhood. Being fairly long for an NES game, and requiring a good amount of knowledge of level layout and boss strategy, it has a great number...

  • Rock Band 2 (X360)

    ...freebies to be released Tuesday,5 and you get a large number you can figure out for yourself because when you have no soul, math problems are something you just don’t...

  • Monkey Island 2: LeChuck’s Revenge (PC)

    ...member of Mensa with an IQ as high as the number of floors in a New York skyscraper. Other than the puzzles, the gameplay is pretty much the same as...

  • Braid (X360-XBLA)

    ...What does have to do with this game is the time twisting aspects of the puzzle solving. Within each stage is a number of puzzle pieces scattered across the land.3...

  • Soulcalibur IV (PS3)

    ...district representative. Now, jumping into the review for real. There are a number of improvements to the series that come with SCIV, but the biggest improvement has to be the...