• Snowboard Kids (N64)

    ...part of giving this game a final score, which is difficult for a number of reasons. One, this is GameCola, and their whole FIVE IS EXTREMELY AVERAGE bit is something...

  • Rayman (PS1)

    ...with five-to-six or so levels in each stage and any number of screens within those levels within those stages. The stages have themes like forest, surreal music, caverns, umm…stationary? and...

  • Donkey Kong Barrel Blast (Wii)

    ...plays host to a challenge mode, which consists of races with different objectives, like not finishing last, and breaking X number of barrels. It’s a pointless extra that’s only there...

  • Super Mario Galaxy (Wii)

    ...legacy once again. Super Mario Galaxy shares its premise with all the other 3D Mario games. In order to save the princess, you need to travel to a number of...

  • Fisher-Price: Firehouse Rescue (NES)

    ...shove the controller up your asshole and shake your bum around like in a rap video and still clear the level. At the end, after you get through a maze...

  • The 2008 GameCola Videogame Awards

    ...FYI, The World Ends With You was also one of the top contenders for “Most Awesomest Videogame Name” before that category was scrapped. TWEWY is an RPG set in the...

  • 32-Bit Genocide This Weekend

    ...in Baltimore this Saturday. The show will feature video game cover bands, video game artists, and a number of consoles from gaming’s history. Doors open at 5, music starts at...

  • [NSFW] Super Mario Bros. 2 (NES)

    ...worlds with a limited number of ways to get in and check. 2. Running for your life from a crazed Djinn mask as you carry a key to your far...

  • Rock Band 2 (X360)

    ...freebies to be released Tuesday,5 and you get a large number you can figure out for yourself because when you have no soul, math problems are something you just don’t...

  • Monkey Island 2: LeChuck’s Revenge (PC)

    ...member of Mensa with an IQ as high as the number of floors in a New York skyscraper. Other than the puzzles, the gameplay is pretty much the same as...