• Inside the Guide: The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess

    ...address right after the “visit GameCola” line in the general information section. Actually, since I’m going so mini-section happy in this guide, I divided the general information section into little...

  • Final Fantasy II (SNES)

    Final Fantasy II: a legendary game in the land of RPGs, especially in the Western world. As I was one of the few kids who started playing RPGs before the...

  • Snowboard Kids (N64)

    ...of it in between bouts of Rock Band and Halo 3, and my friends were still able to get right into it. It’s a fun, memorable diversion, and while it’s...

  • Rayman (PS1)

    ...to not feel way too spread out (as in something like Gunstar Super Heroes), and there is NEVER enough ideas or challenge. It’s truly endless. It’s like having everyone in...

  • Donkey Kong Barrel Blast (Wii)

    ...for the sex appeal Candy’s giant knockers provide. Yeah, there’s multiplayer in this. But it’s affected by the biggest issue I have with the Wii in general. I own four...

  • Super Mario Galaxy (Wii)

    ...Waker, in all its glory, was unchallenging to the point of insult. Even following my personal no-boss-heart rule, it was damn near impossible to die in that game. I felt...

  • Burnout Paradise (PS3)

    ...I could actually describe as a negative is the previously-mentioned infuriating DJ Atomika, whose dialogue is so completely cheesy, irrelevant and unnecessary, yet celebrated in-game as if he were something...

  • Metroid II: Return of Samus (GB)

    ...credit. Along with Final Fantasy II, Zelda II, and a myriad of other early sequels to series that have become popular, Metroid II quite often gets overlooked. Despite having been...

  • Gamer Girlfriend: I Am the Shock Rat

    ...I needed an extra advantage—a handicap, if you will—and in Smash Bros., there is one sure-fire way to get it. “Baby, I want to be the shock rat.” Now, I...

  • [NSFW] Super Mario Bros. 2 (NES)

    ...get it now? It was originally released in Jay-Pan as Doki Doki Panic! You can wiki it from there. Anyway, my own personal experience with this game is pretty rich....