• Inside the Guide: The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess

    ...get a cannon ball through a door. I realize the game is set up this way just to make the puzzles harder, but come on. He can’t figure out how...

  • Final Fantasy II (SNES)

    ...PlayStation came around, this game is forever etched in my memory as a brilliant work. Granted, it’s lost a little of its effect over time, but it’s still a classic...

  • Snowboard Kids (N64)

    ...flawless Sonic the Hedgehog for the 360 really is. I can also talk about how stupid putting underscores in your username really is, and that Big_Blaze and I can never...

  • Rayman (PS1)

    ...colognically irritating…um…shit, I really don’t know how to end that sentence because I don’t know what to call him…beagle? You want me to call him a beagle? What the hell...

  • Donkey Kong Barrel Blast (Wii)

    ...six races due to the approachably coined “Wii-waggle Syndrome” that every other Wii game causes. You can’t sit down and play this for even an hour until you get sick...

  • Super Mario Galaxy (Wii)

    ...game. Special road? The last 20 or so stars? The no-FLUDD levels? What bliss they were! So when a new Mario game came out, it was only about a week...

  • Burnout Paradise (PS3)

    ...city streets against up to 8 other AI-controlled cars as you can drifting around corners high in the mountains. Aside from the minor irritation of DJ Atomika, resident “DJ” and...

  • Metroid II: Return of Samus (GB)

    ...so rightly deserved. With the soldiers back at home having little to do, we saw an increase in the number of children being born. Post-war America saw a vast expansion...

  • Fisher-Price: Firehouse Rescue (NES)

    ...looks like a lemming, or even Kermit the Frog with a human skin color. So, anyway, no problems from me so far, ‘cause firefighters save cats from trees. All you...

  • Gamer Girlfriend: I Am the Shock Rat

    ...I merely dabble, or else watch while someone else plays. This was mostly the case with Super Smash Bros. Brawl. When it came out, my boyfriend attended the obligatory midnight...