• Dear Readers: Please Send Me Stuff for the Janish!

    ...monthly reviews about any videogame in existence so long as we haven’t covered it already—but we also have a number of spots open for columnists. Games for the Casual Gamer,...

  • General Chaos (SG)

    ...limited number of medics, determined by your score. General Chaos’s primary fault lies in its control. Managing five soldiers at the same time can be rather difficult, especially when one...

  • What the Crap?: Role-Playing Games

    ...in your mind as to what the hell the programmers were thinking. Speaking of beds, did you ever notice how there are never enough beds for the number of people...

  • Castlevania (NES)

    ...knives, and a stopwatch that stops time for a few seconds. Each sub-weapon uses a certain number of hearts, which are collected by killing enemies, smashing walls, and breaking floating...

  • Forza Motorsport (MXB)

    ...and red means start hitting the brakes, speedy. There are a number of cars at your disposal, but you can’t just save up and buy them all; many of the...

  • Lost in Blue (DS)

    ...the microphone. Starting a fire involves pressing buttons to simulate spinning a stick between your hands, and then blowing to get the resulting spark to ignite. One of the later...

  • Dragon Quest VIII (PS2)

    ...also have voices—another addition to the series. And they all have British accents and use crazy British catchphrases, which 14-year-old Harry Potter obsessees should appreciate. The voice-acting itself is top-notch,...

  • … of the Month: Kingdom Hearts II

    ...able to get hit a certain number of times before losing. That’s pretty amazing—replacing all of the cool boss battles with crappy arena gimmicks. Brilliant. I’m done ranting. No wait,...

  • Your Top 10 Favorite Games: Tim Garth

    ...Which? 6. Perfect Dark (N64): My girlfriend would be addictive. Addictive. A LOT. Life, Perfect Dark, wake up and sleep. We’d eat, go back to a typical day, come back...

  • Rampage: Total Destruction (GCN)

    ...but no so great, either. If you’re a big fan of the series (and there aren’t many of you out there), then you will not be disappointed. They added some...