Search Results for: Paul Franzen
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Bone: The Great Cow Race (PC)
Reviews by Paul Franzen on I don’t know if you’ve noticed this or not, but there haven’t been any good adventure games released since the Y2K bug was something people legitimately feared. A few hundred...
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Action Video Monopoly (GB)
Reviews by Paul Franzen on I knew this one girl in high school—let’s call her Betty. Now Betty, she liked to take control. In Monopoly, I mean; I don’t know or want to know about...
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Figure Fours and Magic Eights: WWE WrestleMania XXII
Columns by Paul Franzen on WWE Smackdown vs. Raw for PS2 predicts what will happen at WrestleMania XXII! Our predictions went five-for-eight at least year’s WrestleMania, missing only a Money in the Bank mishmash, a...
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Dig Dug: Digging Strike (DS)
Reviews by Paul Franzen on 
2 This classic GameCola article was originally published in March, 2006. Dig Dug: Digging Strike is the type of game most people pass over when they’re seeing what titles are for...
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Minus the Pudding: The Best of Xbox Live Indie Games
Columns by Paul Franzen on 6 In an early episode of South Park, fat-boy Eric Cartman talks about how independent movies are “always about gay cowboys eating pudding.” The same can (almost) be said for Xbox...
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Trauma Center: Under the Knife (DS)
Reviews by Paul Franzen on If you think I’ll make it through this entire review without making any “playing doctor” puns, you haven’t been reading enough GameCola. Trauma Center: Under the Knife puts you behind...
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Sid Meier’s Pirates! (MXB)
Reviews by Paul Franzen on Man, it’s about friggin’ time. For what seems like the first time in all of videogame history, a game’s been remade without being completely ruined. Personally, I never thought I’d...
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Runaway: A Road Adventure (PC)
Reviews by Paul Franzen on 3 Brian Basco is the biggest asshole in adventure gaming. He’s supposed to be the “hero” of Runaway: A Road Adventure. But would a hero: Comment on how “this person probably...
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“You’ll Never Be Sad Again!”
Videos by Paul Franzen on 1 We recently lost one of our Facebook pages. We used to have two—one that was an official Facebook “fan page” with about 60 fans, and one that was an actual...
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Chuck Rock (SNES)
Reviews by Paul Franzen on Sometimes I wonder what real cavemen would think of the way the media tends to portray them. Would they like being seen as grunting, club-brandishing mopes? Would they like being...