Search Results for: Paul Franzen
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Bone: The Great Cow Race (PC)
Reviews by Paul Franzen on I don’t know if you’ve noticed this or not, but there haven’t been any good adventure games released since the Y2K bug was something people legitimately feared. A few hundred...
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Figure Fours and Magic Eights: WWE WrestleMania XXII
Columns by Paul Franzen on WWE Smackdown vs. Raw for PS2 predicts what will happen at WrestleMania XXII! Our predictions went five-for-eight at least year’s WrestleMania, missing only a Money in the Bank mishmash, a...
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Trauma Center: Under the Knife (DS)
Reviews by Paul Franzen on If you think I’ll make it through this entire review without making any “playing doctor” puns, you haven’t been reading enough GameCola. Trauma Center: Under the Knife puts you behind...
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Sid Meier’s Pirates! (MXB)
Reviews by Paul Franzen on Man, it’s about friggin’ time. For what seems like the first time in all of videogame history, a game’s been remade without being completely ruined. Personally, I never thought I’d...
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Chuck Rock (SNES)
Reviews by Paul Franzen on Sometimes I wonder what real cavemen would think of the way the media tends to portray them. Would they like being seen as grunting, club-brandishing mopes? Would they like being...
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The Jungle Book (GG)
Reviews by Paul Franzen on Supposedly, this game is based off of Disney’s hit movie The Jungle Book. I say “supposedly” because I don’t remember the part in the movie where Mowgli had to collect...
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The GameCola Interview: Denny Delk
Columns by Paul Franzen on Got milk? No, seriously. Do you? I know it’s not strictly video game related, but the person I interviewed this month, Denny Delk, is the “Got Milk?” guy—the guy who...
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Super Battleship (SG)
Reviews by Paul Franzen on Well, if there’s one thing that can be said about Super Battleship, it’s this: it encourages kids to get away from their video game consoles. That’s not because Super Battleship...
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Lego Star Wars II: The Original Trilogy (GCN)
Reviews by Paul Franzen on If you think about the concept behind Lego Star Wars II: The Original Trilogy for too long, your brain could, potentially, explode. The idea is this: It’s a retelling of...
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Dragon Quest VIII (PS2)
Reviews by Paul Franzen on Above all else, the Dragon Quest series is famous for one thing: games that aren’t worth actually completing. You know where the storyline’s headed, and it’s not worth leveling up...