Paul Franzen | GameCola

Versus Mode: Oblivion’s Breasts, PS3’s Price, Backwards Compatibility, and More

Columns by GameCola on June 15, 2006

...month in Versus Mode it’s: Paul Franzen vs. Casey Levine! 1. The ESRB should not have changed Oblivion’s rating to “Mature.” Paul Franzen: OF COURSE NOT. The horny fifteen-year-olds who...
The GameCola End-of-Decade Awards

Columns by GameCola Staff on January 10, 20137

...Best New Character of the Decade GlaDOS from Portal (2007) Paul Franzen (reprinted from 2007): GlaDOS: the disembodied computer voice that launched a million cake jokes. She leads you through...
GC Podcast #18 on YouTube: Michael & Paul’s Excellent Adventure

Videos by Nathaniel Hoover on June 4, 20101

...Michael Gray and Paul Franzen talk about hookers, killing people with children’s TV show props, and “The Gates of Life,” there’s completely unrelated footage of Nancy Drew: White Wolf of...
GC Podcasts #10-12 on YouTube: Cap’n Paul’s Big Beard Preview

Videos by Nathaniel Hoover on August 26, 2015

...that’s me!), and Paul Franzen take their respective Nostradamus complexes for a walk as they (among other things) discuss their thoughts on then-upcoming games such as Bioshock 2, Ghostbusters: The...
GC Podcast #8: Happy Birthday, GameCola!

Podcasts by Michael Gray on May 1, 20093

This edition of “The GameCola Podcast” features Michael Gray, Nathaniel Hoover, Zach Rich, Elizabeth Medina-Gray, and Paul Franzen. It is made up of four segments: Intro: Michael sings “A Whole...
Impaired Closed Captioning: EarthBound

Columns by Nathaniel Hoover on July 7, 20113

...like bigger morons than we actually are. “This person’s default name,” indeed. Obviously, Transmangle Audio still has a long way to go, but what I’ve seen in Paul Franzen’s 116-video...
GC Podcast #26: E3 2010

Podcasts by Paul Franzen on June 20, 2010

The latest edition of The GameCola Podcast has just been released, featuring E3 coverage from three people who didn’t actually go to E3. Michael Gray, Paul Franzen, and Elizabeth “Lizo”...
Off-Topic Podcast #2: Giant Squid Scenes

Podcasts by Paul Franzen on March 31, 2010

...Clips from Podcast #20: Something New, featuring Paul Franzen, Michael Gray, Nathaniel Hoover, Justin Luschinski, Vangie Rich, and Michael Ridgaway Podcasting from the ice planet Hoth Weather similes from the...
Christmas: UNLEASHED

Blog Posts by Paul Franzen on February 1, 2004

...Clause, and festive bar of soap. Yes, Christmas is over. But that doesn’t mean we can’t still gloat about the presents! GameCola editors Matt Gardner and Paul Franzen have a...
Christmas: UNLEASHED

Columns by Paul Franzen on February 1, 2005

Matt Gardner and Paul Franzen, two of GameCola’s head honchos, don’t need to purchase their own video games very often. This isn’t because their webazine is so marvelously famous that...