• testgame.exe: Making the Adventure

    We have direction! A course of action! A seating plan! After a late-night brainstorming session with the one and only Paul Franzen, there are now, literally, a ton of new puzzles in the works. (Well,

  • Versus Mode: PS3’s Release Date, Gay-Friendly Guilds, Bomberman’s New Look, and More

    GC writer Janra Roberts discusses when the PS3 will be released, whether Blizzard should allow gay-friendly guilds, Bomberman's new design, and more.

  • Great Moments in Gaming #9

    I never played more than a demo of Michel Ancel's original Rayman, but even its limited stages thwarted what little platforming skill I thought I had. Despite my shortcomings, I found the game gorgeou

  • Dear Readers: Pride

    You know what makes Mario Kart a good series? There’s only five of them. Mario Kart doesn’t milk its franchise for all it’s worth. Mario Kart doesn’t come out with a new title every year, with virtually no changes aside from a few new characters and maybe a new track. Mario Kart makes its launches meaningful, and each Mario Kart clearly has some effort put into it.

  • 0wning the Competition: Chip’s Challenge

    I've got a little story to tell you today. About five hours ago, before I wrote this article, I was playing a game called Chip's Challenge. It's one of the old 16-bit Windows 3.1 games that you rememb

  • What the Crap?: Bosses

    I can't tell you how many easy bosses I've cut through that just made me wonder what the crap was going on in the boss-designer's mind.

  • The Grass is Always…: Killer 7

    This month is the last of the games we torture each other with out of our own collection. Next month, I mean it: We're going for the complete bottom-shelf shit games for rent at Hollywood Video. Just last week I saw Chicken Little, Bionicle and approximately 400 copies of Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Official Video Game of the Movie of the Cartoon of the Card Game.

  • Low-Rent Adventures in Japan: Water on the Sidewalk

    Today was a sunny day. For the first time in a while, there was no rain or puddles. This is good, because I don't like to walk through water. But whenever life leaves you alone, you can count on Japan

  • Captain Eric’s Super Thumb Feature Presentation

    Welcome to NEWEST and therefore GREATEST edition of the Thumbs that just so happen to be SUPER. Apparently this was a good month for gaming, because I just wasn't able to fit truly bad games into my s

  • Player Two: Year-End Lists Are a Joke

    YEAR-END LISTS ARE A JOKE. The pointlessness of year-end lists astounds me. Every year the videogame journals, writers, newspapers and industry mags all get together and have a big circle J all over t