Archive for Category: Columns

  • … of the Month: People Porting Games Instead of Making New Ones

    Columns Columns by Matt Gardner on

    It seems someone got the hint, whether it be from tons of people using their PSPs to play old games on emulators and refusing to upgrade their PSPs in order to continue doing so, people continuing to buy old games ported to PSP and other systems (such as Breath of Fire 3 for PSP, which I just purchased recently instead of buying a real new game), or just a lucky guess.

  • Digital Championship Wrestling: Ecco the Dolphin vs. Cecil

    Columns Columns by Paul Franzen on

    Paul: Live from the Jersey shore, it's Digital Championship Wrestling! Hello everyone I'm Paul Franzen, alongside Eric "Sniffles" Regan, and this one sure promises to be a barnburner! Ain't that right, Sniffles?

  • Captain Eric’s Super Thumb Feature Presentation

    Columns Columns by Eric Regan on

    Welcome to another action-packed and exciting edition of what the semi-cool kids call the SUPER THUMBS! In this edition, I will be taking you on an adventure that explores parts of this gaming univers

  • Cheat Codes for Life

    Columns Columns by Zack Huffman on

    Zack Huffman offers advice about gaming girlfriends, sharing memory cards, and more.

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    The Gates of Life: Episode 34 – ROCKIN’ BALLAD!

    Columns Columns by Matt Gardner on

    Jordan: I will sing your asses off, butt gnomes.

  • Dear Readers: The Inventor of l33t

    Columns Columns by Paul Franzen on

    You can thank me. You—yeah, you with the teeth—can thank me. I did something ages ago that bettered your life, and I'm not talking about the time I figured out how to put on both socks using only my feet. (You think it sounds easy? Try it sometime.) I'm not even talking about GameCola, though goodness knows many lives has been bettered by that.

  • Player Two: Wii Didn’t Start the Fire

    Columns Columns by Janra Roberts on

    Let me explain to you guys how I write this column. I sit around all month, trying to think of something to write. I read the news; I look at the Internet—and stare. Then I give up and decide to write the editor and say, "holy crap there’s nothing to write about HAVE MERCY. MERCY ON MY POUR SOUL." At that point it’s a given there won’t be anything. To write on something, it has to move me. It has to give me some pause. It has to piss me off, or make me laugh—do something or I feel it wouldn’t be deserving of my precious time. The other day, my friends—wow. Let's all talk about Nintendo, shall Wii?

  • Judging a Game by Its Cover #2

    Columns Columns by Bradley Keene on

    Tearing a new anus into the worst coverart of today's videogames. So we're back again this month taking another well-deserved stab at bad game art. 'Twas fun before, right? So what three games are get

  • Great Moments in Gaming #10

    Columns Columns by Shawn Sackenheim on

    It's a random Friday night in 1992, and I am once again dropped off at the "fancy" mall with a handful of allowance money and a few hours to kill. I check out Kay-Bee Toys and fondle the latest action

  • 0wning the Competition: Logitech G15 Gaming Keyboard

    Columns Columns by Kay Leacock on

    If you've got the money to spare, I'd suggest giving it to Logitech for this keyboard. It is really and truly worth it.