Archive for Category: Columns
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Get Out of Your Damn House: Burnout and Jaws in Pensacola
Columns by Zack Huffman on Early June. We had a few days to kill in Pensacola, so I figured it was the perfect time for some doing nothing on the beach. Pensacola is one of the many large cities that have been nailed by hurricanes in the last year. Until other, more unfortunate towns like Gulf Port, Mississippi and obviously New Orleans, Pensacola is a predominantly tourist town with very little interesting history. Most of the damage was done to expensive beachfront housing, which is owned by rich people. So at least no one innocent people were hurt or set back financially.
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The Vana’diel Diaries (September 2006)
Columns by Steve Hamner on Some might say I'm foundering a little, that I'm going back and forth with no real direction. They might not be wrong. I've leveled four basic jobs and three advanced. Seigrune said something after I
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Sephiroth vs. Zidane in a Scaffold Match
Columns by Paul Franzen on Paul: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the brand SPANKIN' new DCW arena! Dubbed "The James Pond Memorial Colliseum," our new crib has all of the state-of-the-art amenities---and yes, that does include cup holders on each and every seat.
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testgame.exe: Making the Adventure
Columns by Elizabeth Medina-Gray on Tour guide: And coming up on your left, you can see this month’s issue of “testgame.exe: Making the Adventure”!
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[NSFW] The Grass is Always…: The Suffering: Ties That Bind
Columns by Travis Combs on Would you rather escape a blood-soaked prison using various weapons to blow away demons, or skip through golden meadows with your companions Fluffy the Bunny and Happy the Unicorn?
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Stowaway Lizo’s Super Toes Feature Presentation
Columns by Elizabeth Medina-Gray on WELCOME, adoring fans, to the first (and only) (and GREATEST) issue of Stowaway Lizo's SUPER TOES!! This month finds Captain Eric with a bit more on his plate than he would have preferred, and thus
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Cheat Codes for Life
Columns by Zack Huffman on Zack Huffman offers advice about reviewing bad games, the DS stylus, and more.
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The Gates of Life: Chapter 37 – Gate of Seabears
Columns by Paul Franzen on Observer: Jonathan turns around and comes face to face with yet another pack of singing seabears. It’s too bad Enrique isn’t around to fight them. Oh, and five or 10 of these seabears are possibly zombies of old seabears. And also they came together a la Transformers to form a Gigantic Super Megazord Seabear. An invincible one, at that.
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Versus Mode: E3, Denzel as Master Chief, Halo 4, and More
Columns by GameCola on GC's Casey Levine and Eric Regan discuss whether E3 is ruined, whether Denzel Washington would make a good Master Chief, whether there should be a Halo 4, and more.
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Dear Readers: The Greatest GameCola Writer of All Time
Columns by Paul Franzen on There are many former and present GameCola writers who could be considered the greatest of all time. With alum such as Jenna Ogilvie and Neal Iannone, and with staff such as Eric Regan and Zack Huffman, it’d be nigh-on impossible for one lone man to figure out who, exactly, is the best. And yet, one lone man took this challenge, and his name is Paul Franzen.