Archive for Category: Columns
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Get Out of Your Damn House: Time Killers in Mississippi
Columns by Zack Huffman on About a year ago, most of us living in our dens of privilege heard something about a Hurricane Katrina and the havoc it wreaked on Louisiana and Mississippi. We watched news correspondents like Anderson Cooper flip out on live television when they came face to face with the savage destruction. For many of us, the destruction meant little more than the carnage we've already witnessed in piece of shit movies like Twister, Deep Impact and Carnosaur 1, 2 and 3. Much like with those flicks, we paid attention for about an hour and a half before looking for something else to occupy our time.
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The Vana’diel Diaries (October 2006)
Columns by Steve Hamner on Subjobs are starting to become annoying. I find myself constantly having to go back and level WAR or NIN to keep up with the main jobs I'm pursuing (COR and RNG). I suppose I could just sit down for a
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Ness vs. Sakura in a Chutes and Ladders Match
Columns by Paul Franzen on Paul: They're hanging from the rafters here in the new James Pond Memorial Coliseum, and who can blame them, after last month's EPIC scaffold match?
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Low-Rent Adventures in Japan: A Konami Life on a Capcom Salary
Columns by Richo Rosai on You may have heard that things other than electronics are expensive in Japan. And if you just walk up to the most obvious shops and try to buy things that you normally associate with cheapness back home, you may well get this impression. Indeed, a loaf of bread, 10 slices of bologna and some mustard will fight your homesickness for the old trailer park for a while, but it won’t be easy on your wallet.
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testgame.exe: Making the Adventure
Columns by Elizabeth Medina-Gray on Hey, remember waaaay back, like, a month ago or two ago, when testgame.exe: Making the Adventure and the updated game that went along with it had actual new things in it? Like, new things with inter
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Captain Eric’s Super Thumb Feature Presentation
Columns by Eric Regan on 
1 Welcome to another thrilling edition of the THUMBS, where your satisfaction is not only guaranteed, it is mandatory! This month we adventure into uncharted Super Thumbs waters as I bring you some PSP
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The Gates of Life: Episode 38: Children of the c0rn
Columns by Matt Gardner on Evil Children: LOL WE JUST PWNED UR ASS.
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Dear Readers: News Haikus
Columns by Paul Franzen on No Versus Mode this issue, so instead you get news haikus.
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… of the Month: Video Game Sequel Theory, Phase 2
Columns by Matt Gardner on ToeJam and Earl have always been thugs. They will always remain thugs. They are the epitome of living the thug lyfe. With that said, this update on VGiST comes, yet again, with more questions than answers. Once again, I suggest people make use of the comments section if they have anything that could be added to this theory.
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0wning the Competition: Excellent News Articles
Columns by Kay Leacock on Excellent News Articles: Comments from 4 teens.