Archive for Category: Columns
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Versus Mode: EA, Wii Injuries, Dragon Quest IX, and More
Columns by GameCola on GC writers Steve Hamner and Eric Regan discuss whether EA is trustworthy, whether Nintendo is responsible for Wii-related injuries, whether DQ9 should be on the DS, and more.
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0wning the Competition: Wii v.2?
Columns by Kay Leacock on So the ball is back in Nintendo's court. When the DS first came out, the PSP was kicking its ass. Big time. The DS had numerous issues—people weren't sure about the whole touch screen thing, or the
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Get Out of Your Damn House: Wrestlefest and Altered Beast in Houston
Columns by Zack Huffman on Houston is a filthy city. According to a 2004 report from the American Lung Association, Houston is the fifth smoggiest city in the country. During summer, the heat beats down on you, draining away any energy you have for the day. It’s also hell on a car that’s been driving around the South.
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Low-Rent Adventures in Japan: Delivery Health
Columns by Richo Rosai on You may not care too much for unsolicited stuffing of your mail box with ads, and it might be illegal in your country. But what’s your ratio of credit card applications to stuff like this?
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testgame.exe: Making the Adventure
Columns by Elizabeth Medina-Gray on So I know what you're thinking: You're wondering why you even bother to look at/read this testgame article anymore, because that darned lazy Lizo just never does all that much new stuff. Well have
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Cheat Codes for Life
Columns by Zack Huffman on Zack Huffman offers advice about getting a PS3 on the cheap, the best time to get next-gen consoles, and more.
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The Gates of Life: Episode 40 – Toot Toot!
Columns by Paul Franzen on Barin: Wait a second, Streebless; what was that I saw you waving around in the bar?
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Dear Readers: Goozex
Columns by Paul Franzen on So I found myself wondering the other day why, exactly, I owned a copy of Tribes: Aerial Assault for PlayStation 2. I couldn’t come up with a reasonable justification. The only one that came to mind was that I must’ve bought it so I’d have something to play on my at-the-time new and shiny PS2 network adaptor, but, if I did that...that’s sort of like buying a leash and being like “hey, I should totally get a dog to go with this.” And, to unnecessarily build upon that, it’s sort of like that dog had terrible gameplay.
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… of the Month: Games of the Year Nominations
Columns by Matt Gardner on OK, I’ve been given some kind of task by Paul. I forget exactly what it was, since I was trying to pleasure myself to some kind of fetish porn or Care Bears or something whilst he was Instant Messaging me about it, but it has something to do with games that should be nominated (put on the ballot) for the yearly GameCola awards.
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Captain Eric’s Super Thumb Feature Presentation
Columns by Eric Regan on Another all-exciting edition of the SUPER THUMBS!