Archive for Category: Columns

  • The Gates of Life: Episode 40 – Toot Toot!

    Columns Columns by Paul Franzen on

    Barin: Wait a second, Streebless; what was that I saw you waving around in the bar?

  • Dear Readers: Goozex

    Columns Columns by Paul Franzen on

    So I found myself wondering the other day why, exactly, I owned a copy of Tribes: Aerial Assault for PlayStation 2. I couldn’t come up with a reasonable justification. The only one that came to mind was that I must’ve bought it so I’d have something to play on my at-the-time new and shiny PS2 network adaptor, but, if I did that...that’s sort of like buying a leash and being like “hey, I should totally get a dog to go with this.” And, to unnecessarily build upon that, it’s sort of like that dog had terrible gameplay.

  • … of the Month: Games of the Year Nominations

    Columns Columns by Matt Gardner on

    OK, I’ve been given some kind of task by Paul. I forget exactly what it was, since I was trying to pleasure myself to some kind of fetish porn or Care Bears or something whilst he was Instant Messaging me about it, but it has something to do with games that should be nominated (put on the ballot) for the yearly GameCola awards.

  • Captain Eric’s Super Thumb Feature Presentation

    Columns Columns by Eric Regan on

    Another all-exciting edition of the SUPER THUMBS!

  • Get Out of Your Damn House: Panic Park in Washington, DC

    Columns Columns by Zack Huffman on

    I’m sure it’s become painfully obvious that this column has been my attempt to write about things that aren’t videogames. The fact of the matter is that I’m not nearly the gamer I was when Paul found my reviews and talked me into joining GameCola. (For the record, he didn’t try too hard, nor did he have to.)

  • The Vana’diel Diaries (December 2006)

    Columns Columns by Steve Hamner on

    Things are slowing down in Vana'diel, or rather I'm slowing down. The chaos of the rapidly approaching holidays combined with an onslaught of really outstanding new games has made getting consistent p

  • Digital Championship Wrestling: Simon Belmont vs. Purple Tentacle

    Columns Columns by Paul Franzen on

    Howdy everyone, and welcome once again to Digital Championship Wrestling! I'm Paul Franzen alongside "Captain" Eric Regan, and on the heels of that EPIC Sonic vs. Bowser matchup we've got, for you, yet ANOTHER AMAZING DREAM MATCH!

  • Digital Championship Wrestling: Sonic the Hedgehog vs. Bowser

    Columns Columns by Paul Franzen on

    Hello everyone, and welcome, ONCE AGAIN, to Digital Championship Wrestling! As always I'm Paul Franzen, alongside "Captain" Eric Regan, and this month—I really mean it, this time! —we have one hell of a slobber-knocker lined up for ya'll!

  • Low-Rent Adventures in Japan: Japanese Graffiti

    Columns Columns by Richo Rosai on

    Scientists estimate that a picture is worth roughly one thousand words. Based on this theory, this will be my most word-valuable article yet, despite containing the fewest words. Yep. JAPANESE GRAFFIT

  • testgame.exe: Making the Adventure

    Columns Columns by Elizabeth Medina-Gray on

    So here we are again.  Another month, another exciting trip to adventure game land with Lizo. If you remember, last month's edition of testgame.exe: Making the Adventure included a poll for a critica