Archive for Category: Columns
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Dear Readers: A Sheep Ate My Dear Readers
Columns by Paul Franzen on 
1 You know, a funny thing happened to me on the way to the Internet the other day. Well, OK, you may not find it that hysterical, but it had me in stitches, slapping my own rear end from the hilarity of it all.
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Captain Eric’s Super Thumb Feature Presentation
Columns by Eric Regan on Welcome to the next installment of the most awe-inspiring and titillating article about videogames that has EVER existed! Here at the THUMBS we redefine "super OMGOMGOMGAWESOME" every month, and this
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Cheat Codes for Life
Columns by Zack Huffman on Zack Huffman offers advice about making time for games, lending games to friends, and more.
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The Gates of Life: Episode 35 – DIE!!
Columns by Paul Franzen on Seconds 46-47: The sword finds its mark. Genericus is defeated.
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Dear Readers: Another n00b Bites the Dust
Columns by Paul Franzen on Do do do. Another n00b bites the dust. Though, unlike so many of our n00bs of yore, who couldn't handle the intensitude of writing one entire videogame review every single month, Shawn Sackenheim did not leave because he was lazy. Shawn Sackenheim, in all seriousness, left because of medical injury.
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… of the Month: The Adventure Game Studios Forums
Columns by Elizabeth Medina-Gray on So I've just recently discovered—after a whole year+ of using Adventure Game Studio to make testgame—that there's this whole community of people making adventure games with this software, and they're like…decent games! And I'm talking real old school adventure games too, the likes of King's Quest and Monkey Island, and such.
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The Vana’diel Diaries (July 2006)
Columns by Steve Hamner on Finnegan: 23 RDM, 15 WHMGaelan: 10 WAR I've been playing FF XI for better than 60 days now, and while I am playing quite a bit, I don't feel "addicted" per se. However, I checked my total playtime ear
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Get Out of Your Damn House: Sunset Riders in San Antonio
Columns by Zack Huffman on Monday morning in San Antonio. We were unable to get ahold of anyone that we know here, so we had to find a place to squat for the night. Luckily, we had received a tip from a friend the other day abo
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Guybrush Threepwood vs. Karate Champ
Columns by Paul Franzen on Paul: Hello everyone, and welcome back to the BEST goshdarn sports entertainment this side of G.L.O.W.—Digital Championship Wrestling. I'm Paul Franzen, and with me, once again, forever, and ever, and ever, and always, is "Captain" Eric Regan.
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Great Moments in Gaming #11
Columns by Shawn Sackenheim on Over the years a lot of games have scared me; I won't lie. I screamed while playing Resident Evil. I never finished Silent Hill and refuse to attempt its sequels. I about wet myself trying to play Fat