• Chains (PC)

    This is a first for me. After years and years of reviewing videogames through various channels and formats, through wild, unpredictable, untamable prose and skits and songs and haikus and diatribes an

  • Sesame Street: Oscar’s Letter Party (VMIV)

    The Interactive Vision is God's way of assuring us that crazy people can make videogame consoles, too. I spoke about the system in some depth last month in Dear Readers, but for those of you drawn in

  • Blaster Master (NES)

    The classic tale of a boy and his frog.

  • Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis (PC)

    It's great to review one of your all-time favorite games. Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis (FoA) was what LucasArts provided to their p'n'c fans after the sublime Monkey Island 2, and it would

  • Strong Bad’s Cool Game for Attractive People Episode 3: Baddest of the Bands (PC)

    If you've been playing these episodes as they come out, you're probably already way ahead of me on the whole "should I play this one?" thing. Believe me, the games don't change that much from episode

  • Rock Band 2 (X360)

    My friends, Rock Band 2 has done something horrible to me. It has performed an act so vile, so heart wrenching to me that I question if I'm even considered a human anymore. I don't know how it happene

  • Zatikon (PC)

    I got fired from my job at the Stanford Bookstore for flirting with the customers. Here's what happened: This really good-looking girl came up to me and said, "Is this the check-out counter?" I arched

  • Warhammer Online: Age of Reckoning (PC)

    I think reviewing an MMO, especially in its infancy, is practically impossible. So bear with me and be well aware that I have experienced very little of the overall Warhammer experience. That being sa

  • System Shock (PC)

    With Dead Space having recently dropped, I thought this would be the perfect time to bring up one of its spiritual predecessors: System Shock. Released for the PC in 1994 by Looking Glass Studios, Sys

  • La Pucelle Tactics (PS2)

    Strategy RPGs piss me off. It takes 20 minutes to do even a simple battle, you get virtually no exploration, you don't get to strengthen or balance your party but you DO have to micromanage everything