• Rocketmen: Axis of Evil (X360-XBLA)

    If there's one thing I am in this world, I am a grammar Nazi.1 The very first thing I did when I downloaded Rocketman: Axis of Evil onto my Xbox was complain about how there was no space between the c

  • [NSFW] Mario Kart Wii (Wii)

    Mario Kart, Mario Kart, Oh, how long I have loved thee! From Super NES to Double Dash, And now you're on the Wii! Reserve my copy early on From the whores at the GameStop. It comes with a free wheel,

  • Bokosuka Wars (NES)

    I should start by saying that, when I first wrote a review for Bokosuka Wars, I called it bad because I didn't look farther into it, and I was happy to jump on the bandwagon and ride it all the way

  • Sam & Max: Season Two (PC)

    This article was originally published in the May 2008 issue of GameCola, back when GameCola was published as a monthly online magazine. It is best viewed in its original format. Please click here to

  • Super Smash Bros. Brawl (Wii)

    How does one start off a review for what is quite possibly the game of the year? A game that sold 2.7 million units in March of 2008 in the United states to be the number one seller, 2 million more un

  • Baroque (Wii)

    I don't usually buy videogames the month they come out, but I made an exception for this game. Check out its tagline: Did you read that? It's a hardcore experience. That's probably the gutsiest game

  • Army of Two (X360)

    If you're anything like me, and I'd like to hope that someone is, you don't care so much for the testosterone, jock-filled world that is expected of us males. I've always liked to believe that there i

  • Rez HD (X360-XBLA)

    As the son of a Marvel Comics superfan, I have a father who keeps a million-bajillon Marvel Classics under his bed. One of my favorite series from Marvel, The Sensational She-Hulk series, which was Sh

  • Aqua Teen Hunger Force: Zombie Ninja Pro-Am (PS2)

    This is going to be a simple review (to write; harder to read), because there is only one point that needs to be made about this game. Normally, I state such points right after I make statements like

  • Zak McKracken and the Alien Mindbenders (FMT)

    The next chapter in Carl Houghton's comprehensive review of LucasArts SCUMM titles.