Archive for Category: Reviews

  • Baten Kaitos Origins (GCN)

    Reviews Reviews by Meteo Xavier on

    Nothing could've prepared me for this. I read up on Baten Kaitos Origins; I read the lackluster reviews and inconsistent comments and opinions, and the only thing I got out of it was half an erection.

  • No More Heroes (Wii)

    Reviews Reviews by Sprite Monkey on

    Sunday, Feb. 10th, 2008 at 5:20 p.m.Dear LiveJournal,Today was the first day I went out on the town dressed as a cross between Johnny Knoxville and an anime nerd. I took my trusty "beam katana" with m

  • Burnout Paradise (PS3)

    Reviews Reviews by Andy Patterson on

    I was once in a traffic accident, you know. A small fender bender, in which I slightly dented the back bumper of the white van driving in front of me during a hectic Belfast rush hour. The driver and

  • Wally Bear and the NO! Gang (NES)

    Reviews Reviews by Rick L on Comments2

    There are a whole host of things you can say "No" to. Drugs. Alcohol. Your mom. Jamming a butter knife square into your genital hole. You can also say "no" to Wally Bear and the No! Gang. Yes, that's

  • The Secret of Monkey Island (PC)

    Reviews Reviews by Carl Houghton on Comments5

    "Hi! My name's Guybrush Threepwood, and I want to be a pirate!" And with that, a legend was born. Well, actually, if you ask me, the legend was born when that simply amazing theme tune kicks in when y

  • Professor Layton and the Curious Village (DS)

    Reviews Reviews by Colin Greenhalgh on Comments1

    I started playing Professor Layton and the Curious Village on February 10th. It is now the 20th. I awoke to find my face covered in blood, a pen in my hand...and this letter in front of me. It reads:

  • Scene It?: Lights, Camera, Action (X360)

    Reviews Reviews by Zach Rich on Comments1

    I remember the first time I played Scene It?: Lights, Camera, Action. I didn't think it was going to be any good, but I gave it a shot, anyway. It stars me, after all, and he's definitely one of my fa

  • Amagon (NES)

    Reviews Reviews by Alex Jedraszczak on Comments1

    There it was. Shining, brilliant, in a beam of light before me, hovering silently above the sacred altar—I had finally found it. Amagon. When Grand Wizard Franzen had explained my mission, spoken in

  • Soldier of Fortune: Payback (X360)

    Reviews Reviews by Andy Patterson on

    Until about a week ago, I wandered through life confident that all limbs and extremities were firmly attached and unlikely to pop off without undue provocation. However, after ten minutes in the sweat

  • Home Alone (NES)

    Reviews Reviews by Rick L on Comments2

    Is there anyone who was around in the early nineties that hasn't seen or heard of this movie? I mean, really, this thing was plastered just about everywhere you could've wanted, or not wanted, to see