Archive for Category: Reviews

  • Super Mario Galaxy (Wii)

    Reviews Reviews by Richo Rosai on Comments1

    Each console generation I become more and more of a holder out. I usually make it to the first price drop, and sometimes farther, but there's always that one irresistible title that drives me to dust

  • Donkey Kong Barrel Blast (Wii)

    Reviews Reviews by Zach Rich on

    As I talked about briefly last month, I'm a huge fan of Rareware's work throughout the SNES and N64 eras. Some of my earliest memories of playing videogames were playing Donkey Kong Country on my bes

  • Jewel Knights Crusaders (PC) [NSFW]

    Reviews Reviews by Matt Gardner on Comments4

    If you’re one of the many special people who have been wondering for years whether it’s possible to rape a woman and still be her friend, your long wait is finally over. Ginji whateverthefuckhisnameis, hero of Jewel Knights Crusaders, will show you all the moves you need to know to get started ripping up virgin … Continue reading "Jewel Knights Crusaders (PC) [NSFW]"

  • Rayman (PS1)

    Reviews Reviews by Meteo Xavier on

    For years, thanks to an uneven and sporadic history, Rayman has held a steady position as one of videogaming's most bizarre characters. It's not much of an award; it's like Spinal Tap being known as "

  • Mega Man 7 (SNES)

    Reviews Reviews by Meteo Xavier on Comments1

    Mega Man 7 is what happens when executive heads don't use protection. I'd like to capitalize on that joke somehow, but the only thing I can think of is a picture of some CEO with a condom covering his

  • Illusion of Gaia (SNES)

    Reviews Reviews by Alex Jedraszczak on

    It had happened again. I had let the month pass me by without giving even a fleeting thought to my obligations. As I sat in my dark room with only a bottle in front of me, I thought to myself: How cou

  • Assassin’s Creed (X360)

    Reviews Reviews by Andy Patterson on Comments1

    I wish I were a hitman.  Seriously.  From Agent 47 to Leon, they get the best of everything—the biggest guns, the fastest cars, the smartest getaways and the very best of lines.  There's not a si

  • Zack & Wiki: Quest for Barbaros’ Treasure (Wii)

    Reviews Reviews by Sprite Monkey on Comments1

    This is the best game you're not playing right now.There is a reason that Matt Cassamassina, the Editor in Chief of IGN's Nintendo channel, started a campaign to get people to buy Zack Wiki that caus

  • Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock (PS2)

    Reviews Reviews by Matthew Fraser on

    A BIRTHDAY MIRACLE The door swung open, making an authoritative crack as it smacked the wall of Jimmy's bedroom. Jimmy was a young boy, a hard-done-by boy, a boy who didn't have a chance in life. He w

  • Kingdom Elemental: Tactics (PC)

    Reviews Reviews by Colin Greenhalgh on Comments4

    Since this is my first ever review, I thought I'd introduce myself.Hi, I'm Colin. Now! On to the good stuff!I want to love Kingdom Elemental. Not like, I do like it...I want to LOVE it. It's a game by