• [NSFW] Three Dirty Dwarves (SAT)

    This game is what I like to call an "If only..."


    So now, to celebrate the grand re-flowering of Meteo Xavier, I re-introduce myself with a re-view...of DOOM for the Jaguar.

  • [NSFW] Alien vs. Predator (JAG)

    One of the first consoles I bought for myself (as opposed to getting it for Christmas or my birthday) was an Atari Jaguar. Why? Fuck if I know. I just had to be the kid getting something other than the actual, you know, good systems that were available at the time. I had to be different, and apparently a bit of a dipshit. So I hit up the nickle ads (what Internet? It was 1994) and found a guy selling one with a handful of games for $300. It came with Cannon Fodder, Brutal League Football, Iron Soldier, Super Burnout (a shitty motorcycle game), Val d’lsere Skiing and Snowboarding (wait…what?), Cybermorph and, of course, the crown jewel: Aliens vs. Predator. Jesus Christ, what a fucking horrible lineup of games. Those are all almost universally garbage. I could pick up that whole goddamn package for a five spot and a no-swallow blowjob. What the fuck was Atari thinking? But I digress.

  • Wolfenstein 3D (JAG)

    "Achtung, baby..." — Adolf Hitler, 1939 at Wilhelmshaven.

  • Carbonated News (February 2004)

    - The "Walkman of the next century", aka the "PlayStation Portable", is reported to have a release date for November of this year.  According to the official PlayStation website, the PSP is confirmed