• The 2004 GameCola Videogame Awards

    The 2004 GameCola Videogame Awards!

  • Geoff Wastes a Minute of Your Time

    So this month is full of games galore and I am freaking broke! I just preordered Halo 2, and Dance Dance Revolution Ultramix 2 but what about Metal Gear Solid 3 and Metroid Prime 2? There is also the next Prince of Persia and Need for Speed Underground. I want all these games, but that's sooo much freaking money! I love that all these games are coming out but why did it all have to be at once! It was hard to make a choice. I chose Halo 2 because of the LAN parties here. DDR was my second choice because it's the only exercise I've been having here except reaching for Krispy Kream Donuts. If anyone wants to donate money to me it would be much appreciated. Until next time...thanks for letting me waste your precious time.

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    Geoff Wastes a Minute of Your Time

    Over the summer one of the greatest re-releases came out that I myself, and I’m sure many on the GC staff, have been orgasiming in their pants over. Mega Man Anthologies came out with all the original Mega Man games (1-8). It also includes the two power battles that never were released in America. Now back in my younger years I could spend hours cuddling up to Mega Man 1, 2, and 3 as if they were naive freshmen girls. Today however is a different story. I really---REALL---suck at Mega Man games now. What the hell happened to me!? I used to be so fucking good at 2 and 3. In fact I remember beating them and going through it again in one sitting just so I could be satisfied. Now I can barely slide by Magnetman and I can’t even get up to freaking Snakeman! What the hell is my problem? Have I lost my D-pad and two button ways? Maybe since my Nintendo is on life support and won’t play any games I’ve gotten rusty on my NESing. I’m now afraid to go and play some old-school Zelda fearing that those little pebble shooting squid things are gonna fuck me up even before I get to the first dungeon. I still do well at my modern games. I fuck up my suitemates in Halo and MGS is a push over on very hard these days but dammit, I cant freaking jump and shoot at the same time with the blue beast of the past. I’m sorry Mega Man. I make you look like a pussy when you really kick ass. Don’t let the little dudes with helmets get you down. It’s me not you. Thanks for letting me waste a minute of your time.

  • Project Gotham Racing 2 (MXB)

    Guest review by: Geoff Osman Project Gotham Racing 2 (MXB) Hey bitches! I'm back from the dead! To celebrate this wonderful occasion let me review a game that has been dropping my grades like crazy si

  • Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles (GCN)

    Guest review by: Geoff OsmanFor the first time in years, Square has finally come back to the Nintendo home console with Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles.  This multiplayer RPG is a very original con

  • The 2003 GameCola Videogame Awards

    The 2003 GameCola Videogame Awards!

  • Mario Kart: Double Dash!! (GCN)

    Guest review by: Geoff OsmanNintendo was intending on making a new Mario Kart game soon after the success of Mario Kart 64, but wanted new hardware to be able to bring it a new feeling of life.  Nint

  • [NSFW] The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker (GCN)

    Guest review by: Geoff Osman First off, I don't know if I should call this a review of Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker, or a rant on all of the retarded wannabe gamers who think that, and I quote, "If

  • Metroid Prime (GCN)

    The category of fun was too easy. All Metroid games so far have been a blast to play. They are balanced both with enjoyment and difficulty. Beating a Metroid game is hard without knowing where to exac

  • Your Top 10 Favorite Games: Geoff Osman

    GameCola fans and writers describe their favorite (and sometimes least favorite) games of all time. Geoff Osman's Top 10 Least-favorite Games 10. Mega Man Legends 2 (PSX): MegaMan Legends 2 was a huge