It's the Ominous Voice, your source for information that's actually useful, unlike most of the other stuff on this site. This month, I'm gonna talk about parties.
Your Aunt Martha likes wolves. She adopts them, you know, has at least six or seven of them. They tear up her house something awful, though, and piss all over her furniture.
I really like RPGs. They're probably the best waste of time since counting ceiling tiles.