• Prinny 2 to Offer “Baby Mode” for Babies

    In order to accommodate people who are less good at videogames than others, the new Prinny game, which is seriously called Prinny 2: Dawn of Operation Panties, Dood!, will offer a "Baby" mode, which is presumably easier than their normal mode, called "Yeah, Right." This is in response to players who felt that the first game was too difficult, even though it gives you 1,000 lives by default. (This is actually Nippon Ichi's second response to such complaints. Their first response was to call the WAHmbulance.)

  • Captain Eric’s Psychic Thumb Feature Presentation

    Welcome to the introduction of another FABULOUS edition of the thumbs they call…PSYCHIC. Now, I know that I often poke fun at the esteemed Editor in Chief of this Web site, Paul Franzen. But the fact is that Paul is perhaps the GREATEST editor to ever edit anything ever. How do I know this, might you ask? Well, it’s simple but reveals a CRUEL and harsh reality about myself. You see, I can only spell the word psychic correctly 13.48% of the time. Now that your mind is BLOWN, on to the GOODNESS.