• Guitar Hero 5 (X360)

    I'm reviewing Guitar Hero 5, aren't I? Just...give me a moment. As I sit here at my virus-ridden and slowly dying PC, I ask myself a question: Have I wasted my life? Of course I have. Everyone else ha

  • The Beatles: Rock Band (X360)

    The Beatles were revolutionary! A massive inspiration to everyone who ever lived. They were a massive influence of mine, although I didn't realise this until a few weeks before the release of The Beat

  • Guitar Hero (PS2)

    My friends, I have been to the mountaintop. I have looked into the valley...and it was good.

  • Space Channel 5 (DC)

    Mixies together the hypnotic rhythm gaming style of PaRappa the Rapper and simmers it in the same wok as your basic Simon handheld game.

  • Donkey Konga (GCN)

    The person who sold it to me actually said, "Wow, someone is actually buying this."

  • Mad Maestro! (PS2)

    Mad Maestro! sets itself apart by being a refined member of the rhythm family.