• Phase (iPod)

    If you've been paying attention over the past nine months, GameCola Faithful, you have realized that I have an almost fanboyish obsession with two big game developers: Rare, whose upcoming Banjo-Kazoo

  • Soul Calibur (X360-XBLA)

    GameCola Faythful, I've got a confession here to make. I, contrary to popular belief, am a recovering alcoholic. My explanation for digging up the past last month was simply because the insanity and

  • Mario Party 8 (Wii)

    Note: This article was originally published on G-Faqs in August 2007. Below is an edited version of the review, edited because 16-year-old Zach Rich didn’t need to PROOFREAD HIS FUCKING WORK, and because I couldn’t say words that eat away at my soul. The pictures and footnotes are all new content, too, so I’m shelling this off … Continue reading "Mario Party 8 (Wii)"

  • Project Sylpheed (X360)

    (Note: Like the Mario Party review, this was written by a 16-year-old Zach Rich in September 2007 for GameFAQs. I found this review, and the other, to be good enough to be posted somewhere where ev

  • News (6/30/08): I Hate People.

    Let's talk about something I hate: dumbasses. Last Thursday, six teenagers were arrested at a New York supermarket, after robbing a woman of her cigerattes, and then proceeding to destroy a man's car.

  • News (6/25/08): In Search of Rape.

    Fact: Politicians cannot play video games for beans. Connecticut Senator Gayle Slossberg (D) is now looking for gamers to help her reach the "Rape Scene" within Grand Theft Auto IV. Slossberg stated

  • News (6/24/08): How Do You Kill a Superman?

    Let's talk about Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe first. In an interview with Gamespot today, Midway's Ed Boon discussed the pressing matter of how the series staple Fatalites will play into this editi

  • News (6/6/08): They Should Just Call it Star Soul Wars at This Point.

    The crossover between Star Wars and Soul Calibur got a bit more interesting yeserday, when it was revealed that the protaginest in LucasArt's upcoming title Star Wars: Force Unleashed would be a play

  • News (6/3/08): Zach (hopefully) Learns HTML; Capcom Celebrates!

    I'm not quite sure what the guys over at Sony are doing anymore. Is it me, or does it seem like they re-announce their intentions to launch the Home beta this year every week? According to PSN senio

  • Mad Tracks (X360-XBLA)

    An overlooked gem on the garbage pile.