Over the years, Valentine’s Day has become cluttered with chocolate, romantic comedies, and their ilk. The general public seems to have forgotten the true reason for the holiday—people getting killed. In an effort to remind people of the roots of the holiday while still abiding by modern Valentine’s Day traditions, we’ve lovingly crafted four short videogame Valentines for you to share with that Special Imaginary Someone. After all, there are few other things that make people think of violence as quickly as videogames.
Take your pick:
Nathaniel Hoover lazily administrates the GameCola YouTube channel (GCDotNet) and writes/edits new articles such as his "Flash Flood" and "Sprite Flicker" columns on a "whenever common decency demands it" basis. If he didn't mention Mega Man in the article you just read, you're probably not looking hard enough. 
Haaa! First and fourth are definitely the best.