Nathaniel Hoover is almost certainly GameCola's most verbose staff member, and arguably the most eclectic. As administrator of the GameCola YouTube channel (GCDotNet), occasional contributor to every article category on the site, and staff editor, you're pretty much stuck with him wherever you go. Sorry.
Where are all the flattened frogs on the road?
Will Frogger make across to the casino? Will he reach it in time to submit his winning lottery ticket? Will I halt this terrible attempt at a joke? Tune in next time for the thrilling conclusion, Same Sprite Time, Same Flicker Channel!
Jeff: Obviously, Frogger is just getting started. See all those squares that are supposed to signify lives remaining? But if you want frog splats, I can give you frog splats.
JoeReviewer: I’m guessing…no to all? Oh, except the last part.