• Top of the Heap: Games in Which You Kill Santa

    ...his joyful, giving spirit, there’s nobody who doesn’t love that right jolly old elf. Except me. Fuck him. That image of Santa is all bullshit. The real face of Santa...

  • [NSFW] Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number (PC)

    ...Theft Auto. Unlike the original, Wrong Number features a well-crafted, almost crystal-clear story that follows six arcs to completion. In many ways, it is an upgrade of the previous game,...

  • Gamera Obscura: Santa Claus no Takarabako

    ...UP ONE SECOND. YOU’RE A LAZY ASS. YOU ALREADY REVIEWED THIS ON YOUR WEBSITE. Oh, you caught me. Alright, call me lazy. Oh wait, you already did. But hey, it’s...

  • [NSFW] Don’t Be That Guy: That’s Cheap!

    ...understand something: We can’t fight the cause of this problem. Cheap tactics, game glitches, and physics exploits are part of every game; they’ve always been there and they always will...

  • Games for the Casual Gamer: Cell Phone Games

    ...phone gaming has been popular since Nokia’s Snake hit the market. Suddenly, phones weren’t just for talking! I’ve been a huge Snake fan since my first cell phone for years...

  • 101010, Chapter 6: Skulls and Sludge

    ...“And we’ve already got the two with nothing in them, so it’d be a piece or the poison,” Nathaniel pointed out. “But we already lost one. For all we know,...

  • 100% Orange Juice (PC)

    ...the story—you can choose from three difficulties: casual, normal, extreme. Also, there are four different stories where we can follow a different protagonist: Kai, Suguri, Marc, QP. In each story,...

  • 0wning the Competition: Sony Ericsson Z500a

    ...too. Games for mobile phones are not (always) cheap (although I’ve proven myself wrong on that in a few cases). And of course, the games make use of the phone’s...

  • Sesame Street: Elmo’s Number Journey (N64)

    ...the name? You play as Elmo on a quest to touch large floating numbers. You get to visit three distinctly similar locations—the Count’s Castle, the Number Carnival and Cookie Land,...

  • Number Munchers

    Does anyone remember Number Munchers? It was an educational game from the 1990s, where you directed a frog-like character called “The Number Muncher.” He chewed on more numbers than your...