… of the Month: Ganguro Girl 1.5

Like hentai?! Of course you do! Ever dream that you could be in some sort of screwed up hentai dating situation with some superfaketanned animated ganguro babe? ME EITHER ganguro scared me. And so does this game.

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Dating Sim Matt Will Kick Your Ass in Without Question ’cause He is Way Smoother with Anime Women Than You Will Ever Be of the Month:
Ganguro Girl 1.5

Like hentai?! Of course you do! Ever dream that you could be in some sort of screwed up hentai dating situation with some superfaketanned animated ganguro babe? ME EITHER ganguro scared me. And so does this game.

You start off as some loser dude with 300 bucks to his name and a quest to go have sex with some ganguro girl, since you are apparently into that sort of thing. Freaky. There are three stats, Charm, Knowledge, and Strength, each which correspond to jobs you can take to make money to buy gifts for your extraordinarily needy woman. Once you talk to her enough and learn her name and give her gifts and learn her phone number and all this crap you’ll be able to take her out on dates.

On these dates she asks you a bunch of questions like her breast size or if her ass is fat, and you best get the answers right if you want to get any. If you are good enough you’ll get a kiss and then eventually be able to get closer and closer to her until the big night. The big night being, of course, the night she finally gets aroused and you can attempt intercourse.

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Of course, she makes you answer more stupid questions before she’ll give you any, but it really might be better to quit the game before you reach the end. While all the parts of the game leading up to the end can be considered “fun and cute” to some, the end is more “disturbing and traumatizing to my pure virgin eyes.” They don’t simply say “CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR SORRY SELF GOT SOMETHING IN THIS GAME THAT YOU WILL NEVER, EEEEEEVER GET IN REAL LIFE!!” on some sort of banner or something. No, that’d be too clean. This game is all like, Okay hey the dude who made me is a bit of a perv so now that you win you get to choose sexual positions and either finger or straight up screw this girl with full frontal anime nudity and bodily fluids shooting around. What the hell.

Anyway, the game is rather fun to play in spite of its rather tasteless ending, but hey—its not like they didn’t say “Hentai” all over the game before you play it, so they can’t be blamed for violently raping my eyes with their horrible naked cartoons *sobs*

The game is free, unless you want to get the super deluxe real time snog-o-thon version, so you might as well go check it out. Oh, and in case you are wondering, I got some in 50 days, out of the 100 days you have available to get lucky. It took Paul 96. 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 :). If you beat either of our scores I’m sure we’d love to receive a transcript of your record. Oh, and if you beat ME I will even specially mention you in a future issue of GameCola, along with my newest Ganguro girl 1.5 score which will be surely better than whatever lucky score you had to beat me. I warned you about the sex. No complaints.

Play Ganguro Girl 1.5!

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