June 9th, 2008
June 16th, 2008
Samurai Shodown, D4 Enterprise, Neo Geo.
“You kids with your samurais and circus clowns. When will you learn that it’s the bees knees and the cat’s pajamas that will be the winning catchphrases of today’s youths!”
June 23rd, 2008
Burning Fight, D4 Enterprise, Neo Geo.
“The burning flight. I’ll never get that airplane that flew into the buildings and caused the holocaust. That was a sad day for pandas everywhere.”
Alex Kidd in Miracle World, Sega, Master System.
“I dated Alex Kidd once. I dumped him over a game rock, paper, scissors and I was very sad and lonely. Then he won me back. Over a game of rock, paper scissors. Maybe I let him win.”
June 30th, 2008
Fatal Fury 2, D4 Enterprise, Neo Geo.
“We already talked about the squirrels, honey. Squirrels are furry. I feed them peanuts from a bag I keep in my pocket and sometimes they throw them back at me and I catch them in my suit pocket.”