Oh, the Humanity!: The Legend of Zelda and Philosophy

Hello everyone, and welcome to “Oh, the Humanity!” As the byline says, this is a column about videogame-based movies and, um, books? Books. OK, well, I don't want the byline to be a liar, so I went to my local library and picked up the first videogame book I could find:

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Hello everyone, and welcome to “Oh, the Humanity!” As the byline says, this is a column about videogame-based movies and, um, books? Books. OK, well, I don’t want the byline to be a liar, so I went to my local library and picked up the first videogame book I could find:

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The Legend of Zelda and Philosophy: I Link Therefore I Am is a book that tackles the, erm, inherent philosophical issues of the Legend of Zelda series. It’s a collection of short essays on different aspects of the Zelda series, with a philosophy twist. I guess I’m a good candidate for reviewing this book because I was a Philosophy major for about six months, until I got tired of the nonsense that passes for modern-day philosophy, like existentialism.

Hey, existentialists! Guess what? I decided you guys are all totally right and that there is no outside world, and everything is just made up by me! So I constructed my own morality and my own definition of truth, just like you told me to! Only, you know what? According to my new definition of truth, existentialism is still totally wrong! Whoops!

Likewise, the only Good and Evil I want to hear about in a philosophy/videogame book stars Jade and Pey’j. Seriously, folks. All Nietzsche (pronounced: “Nutsy”) did was copy/paste the ideas of Thrasymachus in Book One of Plato’s Republic, except he conveniently forgot to include the part where Socrates disproves those views as utter nonsense.1

And now I’ve totally confused all my readers who aren’t philosophically inclined. Let me try again after this picture.

Nutsy: His contribution to philosophy is outweighed only by his contribution to Goth poetry.
Nutsy: His contribution to philosophy is outweighed only by his contribution to Goth poetry.

OK, so this book is a philosophy book, which means it deals with all sorts of “deep” topics. Some of the more interesting topics include:

  • Why can we have real emotions about Zelda characters when we know the characters aren’treal?

  • Can Link ever truly die?

  • How exactly does time travel work in Zelda? We discussed this on “The GameCola Podcast,” but unlike this book, we made no reference to Nietzsche’s emo fantasy about being forced to relive his horrible life of pain and suffering for all eternity.

  • Can we make a coherent timeline that connects all the various games?

  • Does Link have free will?

  • Is it the same Link/Zelda in every game?

These are all somewhat interesting topics, and I’d gladly discuss some of them in “The GameCola Podcast.”2 But for some reason, the discussion of those topics in this book just isn’t all that interesting.

Maybe it’s because each chapter is written by someone else, so there’s no consistency at all to the book. Maybe it’s because half the authors try to relate the questions to something Nutsy said, rather than actually coming up with answers to the questions. Maybe it’s because this is an intro-level philosophy book, so nobody goes too far in-depth. Maybe it’s because Wind Waker gets discussed more than Ocarina of Time. Whatever the reason, this book fails to be interesting.

So yeah, if you’re looking for entertaining Zelda discussion, go somewhere else. This book is just a collection of philosophy essays that happen to deal with Zelda. And let’s face it, nobody ever reads or writes essays outside of school. Zelda fans would be much better off reading this comic3 instead:

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1. Any good Augustinian could tell you that slave morality and master morality both stem from original sin, the human desire to be all powerful and all good, subvert the great chain of being, become God, etc. But, of course, Nietzsche hates religion, so he figured that couldn’t be right. So he constructed this false morality in which the Übermensch is the ideal. Oddly enough, Nietzsche happens to be an Übermensch. Huh! So he created this whole system to explain how he is the ultimate human. Well, gosh, that sure disproves those Augustinian ideas about original sin and people trying to turn themselves into gods!4

2. In particular, I’d ask “Why doesn’t Link talk?” and “Why is it that you can only use a key once?”

3. Comic by amacusmage.

4. In case that sarcasm is too thick to understand, let me explain things more simply: Nietzsche said, “God is dead,” so he preferred to adhere to this Übermensch theory in which Nietzsche is a god.

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From 2007 to 2016

Michael Gray is a staff writer for GameCola, who focuses on adventure games, videos and writing videogame walkthroughs.

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