You thought that video of two soul-dead teenagers having the worst day of their lives was bad? Check out this shakycam footage of additional Kinect Star Wars gameplay: specifically, Han Solo and Lando Calrissian dancing to an auto-tuned pop song called “I’m Han Solo,” with actual lyrics like:
I’m so happy the carbonite is gone. I’m movin’ on. I’m so happy that it’s over now. The pain is gone. I’m putting on my shades to cover up my eyes. I’m jumpin’ in my ride. I’m heading out tonight. I’m solo. I’m Han Solo. I’m Han Solo. I’m Han Solo, Solo.
On the plus side, this makes “Han shot last” look like pretty reasonable character development by comparison, right?