What happens when Paul Franzen, Michael Gray, and Nikola Suprak get together to play the cult-favorite DS visual novel, 999? Nobody knows, because Nikola’s secret identity as “Still Alive” composer Jonathan Coulton (seriously, listen to their two voices some time) prevents him from ever showing up to any of the recordings.
What happens, then, when Michael and Paul decide to go on a recording rampage anyway, and recruit a few other GC staffers along the way? You get the first-ever GameCola Family Game Night, wherein TV’s Christian Porter and international sex symbol Alex Jedraszczak join Michael and Paul for a madcap romp through three—to put it generously—videogames.
First up, we had the Game Boy Color exclusive point-and-click adventure game Fish Files, which really put the “racist” in “I can’t believe how racist this game is”:
Next up: BurgerTime, because we wanted to play literally anything that wasn’t Fish Files:
And finally, we rounded out our evening with a trip through that NES hit/Draw Something rip-off Anticipation:
Check out the videos, and if you like them, let us know! They’re a little more chaotic than our normal fare—if such a thing were even possible—but if you can’t laugh with us, then at least laugh at us. (…Which shouldn’t be too hard to do. We play Fish Files as though none of us even knows what a videogame is.)