• Dash Galaxy in the Alien Asylum (NES)

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    Greetings to all eight of my readers. Sorry I wasn't around last month to supply you with half-assed writing and mean-spirited personal attacks. But then, we all know that I haven't written anything w

  • Cheat Codes for Life

    Last month, I asked you send me letters that listed your favorite PC games, to give people who aren't experienced in that sub genre of gaming some ideas as to where to get started. What follows is my first edition of Cheat Codes that does not contain a single made-up letter. Enjoy.

  • Get Out of Your Damn House: Crossfire in NYC

    If I were to pick which cliché most-accurately reflects the nature of New York City, I would say that the city is its own living organism. It’s a city in motion. So much so that there is no longer any way to express that sentiment without plagiarizing. So fuck it.

  • Cheat Codes for Life

    Zack Huffman offers advice about pre-ordering games, getting your wife into gaming, PC games to try out, and more.

  • Cheat Codes for Life

    Zack Huffman offers advice on balancing game-time between your friend and your girlfriend, being an early adopter, and more.

  • Cheat Codes for Life

    Zack Huffman offers advice on breaking windows with your Wii, why people hate the Wii, and more.

  • Get Out of Your Damn House: Wrestlefest and Altered Beast in Houston

    Houston is a filthy city. According to a 2004 report from the American Lung Association, Houston is the fifth smoggiest city in the country. During summer, the heat beats down on you, draining away any energy you have for the day. It’s also hell on a car that’s been driving around the South.

  • Cheat Codes for Life

    Zack Huffman offers advice about getting a PS3 on the cheap, the best time to get next-gen consoles, and more.

  • Get Out of Your Damn House: Panic Park in Washington, DC

    I’m sure it’s become painfully obvious that this column has been my attempt to write about things that aren’t videogames. The fact of the matter is that I’m not nearly the gamer I was when Paul found my reviews and talked me into joining GameCola. (For the record, he didn’t try too hard, nor did he have to.)