Archive for Author: Christian Porter
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Brink (X360)
Reviews by Christian Porter on 
4 When you take a stroll down to your local burger joint and see the slow kid that always smelled faintly of cottage cheese pushing around a mop, you're usually not too surprised that he didn't amount t
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[NSFW] Top of the Heap: Games In Which You Do Battle With Poop
Columns by Christian Porter on 8 In the midst of any battle there are always warriors who stand tall and rise above the rest. Bullets, arrows, and bombs do not strike fear into their hearts because these men do not fear death. They
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[NSFW] Ten Game Franchises More Deserving of Death Than Phoenix Wright
Blog Posts by Christian Porter on 3 I'll level with you—I'm a bit of an outcast here at GameCola. Not just because everybody is jealous of my rugged good looks and my infectious charisma, but also because I'm not a huge Phoenix Wright
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You Got Your Genetics In My Videogames
News Posts by Christian Porter on 2 We here at GameCola's crack news team are dedicated to searching far and wide for videogame news, but today I'll be daring to traverse the very time-space continuum to bring you news from several year
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Kyurem: Most Offensive Pokémon Ever?
News Posts by Christian Porter on 18 Sure, Pokémon may not generally be considered to be offensive (except by the same caliber of person who burns Harry Potter books for being evil childrens' witchcraft manuals), but Cracked.com recentl
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PAX East 2011 Impressions
Blog Posts by Christian Porter on Another PAX East is in the books and, despite only being there for one day, I was definitely able to see a lot of what was going on. Not the least of what was going on: lines, and lots of them. Here'
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Darkstar: The Interactive Movie (PC)
Reviews by Christian Porter on 1 In a recent conversation with ‘Cola Editor-in-Chief Paul Franzen on a popular social networking site, Paul told me about a game he thought I might like. It went something like this:Paul: Hey, I know
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Activision Finally Buries Rotting Corpse of Guitar Hero
News Posts by Christian Porter on 3 Is your collection of plastic musical instruments getting a bit too large and unwieldy? Good news: you won't be amassing any further Guitar Hero instruments. Activision has decided to stop violating
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Top of the Heap: Games in Which You Kill Santa
Columns by Christian Porter on Some people celebrate the Christmas spirit a little differently than others.
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The Desert Bus is on the Road
News Posts by Christian Porter on I'm a bit late in getting this information out there, but the good people over at Desert Bus for Hope (desertbus.org) are currently in the middle (actually probably at the tail end by now) of their ma