Archive for Author: Eric Regan

  • Captain Eric’s Cheat Codes for Life

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    Captain Eric Regan answers questions about his former columns, people being jerks on the Internet, and more.

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    Captain Eric’s Cheat Codes for Life

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    Captain Eric Regan offers advice on playing games that don't have Achievements, writing for GameCola, and more.

  • Captain Eric’s Psychic Thumb Feature Presentation

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    Welcome to the introduction of another FABULOUS edition of the thumbs they call…PSYCHIC. Now, I know that I often poke fun at the esteemed Editor in Chief of this Web site, Paul Franzen. But the fact is that Paul is perhaps the GREATEST editor to ever edit anything ever. How do I know this, might you ask? Well, it’s simple but reveals a CRUEL and harsh reality about myself. You see, I can only spell the word psychic correctly 13.48% of the time. Now that your mind is BLOWN, on to the GOODNESS.

  • Captain Eric’s Psychic Thumb Feature Presentation

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    Well, well, well. It's that time of the month again, eh? The deadline of GameCola's slavedriver creeps up on me once again. Make no mistake: All this amazingness is very well-thought-out and ALWAYS in at least 1,000 days early.

  • Captain Eric’s Psychic Thumb Feature Presentation

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    It's that time again! The time when we look into the FUTURE of gaming and see which games we will put off buying, which games we will completely forget about buying, and which games we will tell ourselves we would never ever buy, until that crazed friend of ours talks us into it because it like totally has such sweet fps, man.

  • Word of the Day

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    Although Clinessa masqueraded as a prolific author, her oeuvre consisted of two articles in the local pennysaver and a paragraph in a watch ad.

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    After pillaging and burning the small mountain town, Dastardly Dan hopped on his space-copter and took a leisurely hegira.

  • Word of the Day

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    Mr. Franzen's temerarious decisions brought his precious website to the brink of extinction.

  • Captain Eric’s Psychic Thumb Feature Presentation

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    I am sensing a very bleak few months in the future of videogaming. However, that will not stop me from bestowing all of my knowledge to YOU!: the good readers of GameCola. I shall be brave; I shall be strong! I shall enlighten us all on what we will be doing for the foreseeable future, no matter how scary it may be!

  • Captain Eric’s Psychic Thumb Feature Presentation

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    Here we go again—it is time for THE Super...err, Psychic THUMBS! Where we gaze into gaming's future and see all the amazement that is ahead. This month is SURPRISINGLY upbeat, as well over fifty percent of the games get those DAZZLING thumbs up! I am pretty sure that is a Super Thumbs RECORD! The future must be looking pretty good, my friends.