Archive for Author: Matt Gardner

  • … of the Month: Kenshin Dragon Quest

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    Something you've never seen before—a game where you swing the controller like a sword!

  • Riviera: The Promised Land (GBA)

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    A classic modern classic RPG for the Game Boy Advance.

  • [NSFW] … of the Month: Samurai 4’s “Surprise”

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    Looks like Number 4 is when a series stops and asks, “why the hell not?”

  • … of the Month: Apps?

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    How much of an impact do apps and social media games really have on the overall videogame universe?

  • [EXPLICIT] Bible Black: La Noche de Walpurgis (PC)

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    This is officially the most anticipated review in GameCola history. And it will not disappoint. Well, maybe it will, but let's at least start off on the right foot: OH GOD WAIT. Disclaimer: The follo

  • [NSFW] … of the Month: Unsexy

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    I thought to write an article chastising you all for being such terrible, terrible people for what I now refer to simply as W.C. 2011, but a few things have happened that have set me on a different course. One, it’s been months since that tragedy, and, as with any months-old tragedy, I’ve mostly forgotten about it. Two, I have something much more future-relevant I’d like to talk about.

  • [EXPLICIT] Water Closet: The Forbidden Chamber (PC)

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    Disclaimer: The following article, by virtue of being about an adult-themed videogame, will contain a lot of offensive and/or not-safe-for-work and/or not-safe-for-underage-viewers material. Please re

  • [EXPLICIT] Lightning Warrior Raidy (PC)

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    Disclaimer: The following article, by virtue of being about an adult-themed videogame, will probably contain a lot of offensive and/or not-safe-for-work and/or not-safe-for-underage-viewers material.

  • … of the Month: Reviewing Hentai Games

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    I've been wondering lately, over the last 17 months or so, what direction I should take my GameCola work in. You see, I've never been a huge fan of my reviews, finding a lot of them boring, among other things. So I thought, what have I done that's actually been interesting? And then it dawned on me: One of my most popular reviews of all time was of Jewel Knights Crusaders, a PC game in a...specific genre, which was given to me as a gift by our own Editor-in-Chief, Paul Franzen.

  • … of the Month: The (8001050F) PS3 Kill Switch.

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    By the time you read this, I can only hope this horror is a fading memory. For now, however, I am suffering through truly the grimmest day in my gaming life. Without delving too deeply into my personal struggle, let me recap exactly what is going on.