Archive for Author: Meteo Xavier

Meteo Xavier has been gaming for a quarter of a century and has quite a bit to talk about from that era. He is the author of "Vulgarity For the Masses" and you can find more on him and his game reviews at www.jslawhead.com.

  • Ghoul Patrol (SNES)

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    So you just read my review of Zombies Ate My Neighbors and now you want to know if the direct sequel matches up. Or do you? Even if you clicked this page by mistake (ed.: I should've kept the typo "l

  • Zombies Ate My Neighbors (SNES)

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    I'm not going to lie to you, or wait until the end of the page to get the point across to you: ZOMBIES ATE MY NEIGHBORS is awesome. It is so awesome that I can't think of a better way to open up my re

  • Final Fantasy IV Advance (GBA)

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    I could've killed Alex Jedraszczak for getting to this game before I did. There is no one more qualified to analyze Final Fantasy II/IV than me. I know this game better than I know myself, and it kno

  • Final Fantasy Legend III (GB)

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    About as related to Final Fantasy as Final Fantasy Mystic Quest.

  • Bomberman 64 (N64)

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    Despite all the accolades he's received and influence he's had over his course of time, life's been tough for everyone's favorite terrorist. Bomberman hasn't been in a remarkable game since 9/11, an

  • Phantom Fighter (NES)

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    "If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow." - Chinese proverb "ni" - Chinese pronoun Phantom Fighter is, without question, one of the most unique NES games

  • Baten Kaitos Origins (GCN)

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    Nothing could've prepared me for this. I read up on Baten Kaitos Origins; I read the lackluster reviews and inconsistent comments and opinions, and the only thing I got out of it was half an erection.

  • Rayman (PS1)

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    For years, thanks to an uneven and sporadic history, Rayman has held a steady position as one of videogaming's most bizarre characters. It's not much of an award; it's like Spinal Tap being known as "

  • Mega Man 7 (SNES)

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    Mega Man 7 is what happens when executive heads don't use protection. I'd like to capitalize on that joke somehow, but the only thing I can think of is a picture of some CEO with a condom covering his

  • Castlevania: Dracula X (SNES)

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    I am, without a doubt, the luckiest videogame collector in east Tennessee. If any of you reading (or editing) this have ever been to Sevier County for Dollywood (Dolly Parton's personal theme park, an