• Snowboard Kids (N64)

    ...part of giving this game a final score, which is difficult for a number of reasons. One, this is GameCola, and their whole FIVE IS EXTREMELY AVERAGE bit is something...

  • Rayman (PS1)

    ...with five-to-six or so levels in each stage and any number of screens within those levels within those stages. The stages have themes like forest, surreal music, caverns, umm…stationary? and...

  • Burnout Paradise (PS3)

    ...highest number of cars crashed, will be mourned by every fan, but the scale of what remains softens the blow. To be honest, the only thing about the game that...

  • Braid (X360-XBLA)

    ...What does have to do with this game is the time twisting aspects of the puzzle solving. Within each stage is a number of puzzle pieces scattered across the land.3...

  • Metroid II: Return of Samus (GB)

    ...so rightly deserved. With the soldiers back at home having little to do, we saw an increase in the number of children being born. Post-war America saw a vast expansion...

  • Fisher-Price: Firehouse Rescue (NES)

    ...number. If you like mazes and can tolerate the back-asswards emergency force of the Little People, then you’ll like this game. I wouldn’t like to live there, though, because I...

  • Gamer Girlfriend: I Am the Shock Rat

    ...but somehow, it always seemed to balance itself out with the number of othercharacters I had taken with me. I ended up coming in second or third place for most...

  • Inside the Guide: Pajama Sam: Life is Rough When You Lose Your Stuff!

    ...you, totally free, provided you are stupid enough to fall for this scam. So please send me your name, address, social security number, pet goldfish, and that new Spongebob DVD,...

  • Quantum Geek: Episode 3 – This Mortal Coil

    ...his assassin and a number of other soldiers who had appeared. Once the danger had passed, he regained enough control of himself to realize that he was, in fact, alive....

  • Zombies Ate My Neighbors (SNES)

    ...prayer? A self-contained phonetic enigma in which the question IS the answer and the answer is a question? What IS Zombies Ate My Neighbors? Well, we’ve known for 14 years...