• Judging a Game by Its Cover #1

    ...100 dead hookers on the cover smothered in pork-‘n’-beans and honey mustard, and it would look better. Hell, I honestly think that if the cover was all white with simple...

  • The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion (PC)

    Let me just begin by saying that I had to tear myself away from Oblivion to write this review. It’s just that addictive. There is so much to see and...

  • Beavis and Butt-head (SG)

    ...pictures instead of spending money on the numerous shows I’ve been to. Damn! Between levels, Beavis and Butt-head partake in one of the show’s most memorable moments…COUCH FISHING! Couch fishing...

  • Mario Party 7 (GCN)

    ...own, totally unique setup. Like the one where, instead of stars, you’re buying windmills that contain stars. Or the one where, instead of buying stars, you’re buying treasure chests that...

  • Submissions (August 2006)

    ...Adventure MIDI software can be fairly easy to come buy, ranging from free if you have time to stab it and make it work to around $20 for something simple....

  • Urban Chaos: Riot Response (MXB)

    ...head, I expect there to be some carnage. I remember the last time I got shot in the head, and there was blood everywhere. It was disgusting. I’m just glad...

  • Versus Mode: E3, Denzel as Master Chief, Halo 4, and More

    ...yourself. If you think its not that bad of an idea, then you have made A LOT of bad decisions in your life!! Twenty dollars to watch a COMMERCIAL?! I...

  • [NSFW] Star Fox Adventures (GCN)

    ...had been a basketball player, they would have been getting nailed every night by Alyssa Milano. Then, according to some, the roof caved in. Rare, Ltd., only had one semi-hit...

  • Castlevania: Curse of Darkness (MXB)

    ...today’s systems: Castlevania. Love it or hate it, this series has been around as long as most of us have loved videogames. Bad games, hell even decent ones, can’t last...

  • True Swing Golf (DS)

    ...earn money and advance through different levels of play. With those big checks, a golfer can go buy new clothes and new equipment—fun stuff. TSG is part of the Touch!...